Look at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!
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The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!
Not gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!
If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!
What is Peasunk you asked? It’s seapunk as done by these fucks. That fucker David Beltran (of Starfoxxx fame) rounded up a whole bunch of young upcoming assholes in the music scene and got them to contribute tracks to this. If you are a person who likes new stuff and is adventurous then take a #dive in this bitch. If you are scared of novelty then stay the fuck home or don’t click to download. This is an undersea adventure where you will need to bring special k and lots of pot. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!
Right now, people are making music that dolphins can get into. It’s called fucking Seapunk and either you’re in it taking a swim or your standing on dry land like some kinda fool. We talked about it before. We gonna talk about it again. Take a splash in this new ocean. Take a piss in this new ocean. Don’t take a shit though. That shit floats and everyone will see it and plus it might float back to the beach and then you will have to pretend it is not yours and look shocked when you see it. LET’S GRAB THOSE NEW TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!
Who the fuck reppin Walmer now bitches? Motherfucking 8cto. Check his shit out. Dude murders global bass like he has a score to settle. Shit gonna get crazy. Speaking of bass we also got this classic fucking picture of someone else repping Walmer like shit is the differemce between life and death:
Boom! That’s fucking Crizzly y’all! Dude was here with fucking 12 Planet and Flinch for Bassmentality here in Toronto. We could have taken pics with them but we were like fuck it. That’s him with Walmer’s man on the street Sto. What the fuck is he wearing like some fuking fur overalls? Check out his fucking music! It’s all hot as fuck. Anyway. Let’s stop judging fashion and check out some drippy ass tunes RIGHT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!