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SOUNDCLOUD BASS VOMITUS   1 comment

If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS AS GOOD AS FUCKING GOLD!   Leave a comment

Do you love fucking gold? Do you fucking only drink Goldschlager and wear gold shoes like this?:

Sometimes music can be worth more than gold. Mostly it is not. It’s way fucking better to have more gold than music. You can say the opposite but you’re wrong. Why the fuck are there fuckers in every town with ads on TV telling you to sell you gold to them. No one makes ads for selling them fucking music. “WE BUY YOUR OLD BROKEN MUSIC! TRADE MUSIC FOR CA$H!”. That never happens. So why don’t we go and listen to very affordably priced music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSHOLES!

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POST-SOUNDCLOUDS   1 comment

Soundcloud is back but we’re still pissed. We used to trust them and rely on them. They fucking let us down. Like bitches. Even though we still powered through, the point is, we didn’t want to have to power through. We wanted life to just be fucking easy. We didn’t want to have to be ready for catastrophe. We are fucking slaves to Soundcloud. Everyone puts their fucking shit out on that shit. Anyway. Go grab more stupid fucking soundclouds AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS THAT LIVE OUTDOORS   Leave a comment

Look at these two assholes disc jockeying out doors like Irishmen. We always put up pictures of other djs but it’s been a long time since we put up pictures of our own selves. Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman tearing shit up like they have a bunch of secret documents they don’t want anyone to read. Thanks to those amazing fucks Gooffee for having us spin and big shout out to Mem Rx for coming through with great tunes and great equipment to pull the whole thing off. It ended up being the best Nuit Blance ever. The scene:

Yeah. Fucking insanity. CHECK OUT THE SONGS WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PLAYED AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SO FUCKING BEHIND, JUST DISCOVERED THIS NOW: ROULET & NAZARETH AEGYPTUS EP   Leave a comment

How many fucking ways can you say “real deal”? Two. The way we just did and also “Nazareth & Roulet”. This kuduro EP sounds like the future fucking the past in a rough yet thoughtful manner. Feel so stupid that we never knew about this. Other blogs knew. What do they have that we don’t? No matter. You can be fucking certain that The Dirty Disgusting Fucking Frenchman is gonna find ways to play this shit every fucking time he djs so know now that if you book him for a gig he’s gonna go hard in the fucking paint with this shit even if it doesn’t fit the format of your night. House music night? He’s gonna play these. Rap night? He’ll play these again. Classical music night? Who fucking has a classical music club night? There are probably some assholes, somewhere who do. Anyway, grab that business AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted October 1, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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