Archive for the ‘ckrono’ Tag

SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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ARGE NUMA CREW IS…SANTAS ALARMAS. USE YOUR MONEY TO GET THAT SHIT!   Leave a comment

Big release from those fuckers at Voodoo Rebel Records. Arge Numa Crew drop Santas Alarmas on your head like a bird drops a turd. A turd that you like! Not only is the original the real fucking deal, but then you got global bass powerhouses Tomb Crew, Hat’n’Hoodie and our boy Ckrono firing on all cylinders with remixes that have UK Funky and Dubstep and even some fucking Moombahton. Shit is real bitches. Open up your fucking change purse, pull out that damn American Express Gold Card, go the fuck to Juno Download and buy the fuck outta that shit. It’s pretty simple. GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY AND GO SAMPLE THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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GLOBAL BASS ORGY: ALL BASS, NO MOOMBAH   Leave a comment

Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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108% MOOMBAH TALKING: A BUNCH OF FUCKS REMIX THE KNIFE PARTY. MORE GOOD FREE MUSIC   Leave a comment

Here’s some fucking info: We don’t know who the fuck Knife Party are. Maybe they are popular. We still don’t fucking know. Make us feel bad. Try. We don’t give a shit. So we can’t say shit about how these compare to the originals. Maybe the original tracks blow these the fuck outta the water or maybe these are like the greatest improvement ever for these tracks. What we can tell you is that these are some stellar ass tracks that will rock shit harder than the postman rocks you mom. You got fucking Ckrono on this shit, Two Sev,  Go Buck! and Delicious Layzas shooting out bangers like bullets. That’s really all you need to know. Cover your kid’s ears, this shit is musical filth. It’s corrupting. If your daughter hears this she will turn out to be a whore. Enough said. GO GRAB THE WHOLE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCH FACES!

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NEW FUCKING MUSIC TO MAKE YOU COOL   1 comment

You all want to be cool. All of you fuckers. Admit it. Even if you say you don’t care about being cool it’s just so that you can look cool. You can’t escape. So if that’s your fucking goal than why don’t we watch this video from Malcolm Jamal Warner of TV’s the Cosby Show. You will definitely be fucking cool if you do these things. Especially if you are an adult.

Alright now we’re totally fucking ready to take on the world!

But now that you have this new swag, you need some good tunes to go with it. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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POST-SOUNDCLOUDS   1 comment

Soundcloud is back but we’re still pissed. We used to trust them and rely on them. They fucking let us down. Like bitches. Even though we still powered through, the point is, we didn’t want to have to power through. We wanted life to just be fucking easy. We didn’t want to have to be ready for catastrophe. We are fucking slaves to Soundcloud. Everyone puts their fucking shit out on that shit. Anyway. Go grab more stupid fucking soundclouds AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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LATE BREAKING NEWS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntfuckers! We got two fucking stories we are working on.

#1 – New fucking free moombah track from Smash & Grab

#2 – New EP from Frank Lucano

CLICK AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP TO GET THE NEWS ASSWIPES!

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