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GLOBAL BASS ORGY: ALL BASS, NO MOOMBAH   Leave a comment

Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW YEAR/NEW BASS   Leave a comment

Don’t know what the fuck that picture is supposed to be. Like is it the Moon hitting the Earth or is it like Uranus? Is that how it ends? We are hit by Uranus? Your anus? Fuck. Or maybe nothing will happen. Maybe you will still have to work at your dead end job for the next 20 years. Maybe there will be no end. You will still be single in 2012. Did you ever imagine that there would be an apocalypse and society would crumble and that you wouldn’t have to go to fucking work and maybe you would join some rebel group and be a hero/finally step up your game? It might never happen. You may not become some kind of post-apocalyptic fuckmaster/hero.

In the meantime why don’t we go out and grab some fucking bass music and remember the peeps we lost in 2011. LET’S GO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE NEW WAVE OF MOOMBAHTON COMPILATION FROM THE GENERATION BASS AND MIXMAGAZINE   1 comment

So this right here is the New Wave of Moombahton comp from The Generation Bass & Mixmagazine. Moombahton is a very long and storied genre so it was fucking obvious that after all the old farts that started this genre have gone on to bigger better things it was important to give a platform for the youthful new producers that have now begun to gain prominence in the historic genre and are helping to renew it and keep it fucking fresh. Whatever one thinks about the fucking reasoning, the compilation rocks harder than your mom gets rocked every night. And then harder than that. Some of these motherfuckers are turning into stars in their own right. If you don’t grab all these tracks then really you don’t like moombahton and if you don’t like moombahton then you don’t like life and if you don’t like life then kill yourself. To avoid ending your life prematurely you need to get this. They got fuckers like our Toronto boy Paul David on this shit, Kid Cedek, 2Deep, Chong X, STLKRFXXX, babySTEPS, Freaky Philip, Cabo Blanco and so many other assholes.

So take the razor blades off your arms and GO GRAB THIS COMP AFTER THE JUMP! LINK, TRACKLIST, AND SOME SOUNDCLOUD STREAMS ALL THERE FOR YOU CUNT MUNCHERS!

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COOL SOUNDCLOUDS ASSHOLE   Leave a comment

Hey bro. Cool soundclouds. Where did you get them? Soundcloud.com? Cool. Thanks bro. Gonna check out that site after I get home. Did you see my car? It’s pretty fuckin sweet. Car won’t shut the fuck up but otherwise it’s cool. I think you’re cool bro. It’s fucking cool all around. You wanna be my friend? I got tickets to a Clippers game. Remember that one season they did alright? Maybe they’ll do it again bro. I’ll order nachos. It’ll be cool. Come on bro. We can listen to soundclouds after together. Driving in my car. They will sound like THESE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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