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WMC SONG DUMP   Leave a comment

The battle of the blogs. The battle of stickers. One on the way up. One looking like it’s alienating everyone who has anything to do with it (but who would give a fuck when you just made a song for Usher). Why the fuck is The Dirty Frenchman smiling like a fucking cunt. He should have a mean face on. But he’s a drunk ass. So he smiled for this. Anyway. Sure WMC is almost over but we’re still gonna fucking post all the latest shit you need to wreck parties. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S GET THIS GOING AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUD BASS VOMITUS   1 comment

If there’s one thing that god wants, it’s for us to post a shitload of tracks this day, a Friday, so you can fulfill your destiny of playing a good set at clubs if you are a dj or maybe you can use this music to impress some one of the opposite or same sex to sleep with you if you do not jockey discs. Either way, this is gonna help you step up your game. So why are you still on this page, you should be clicking after the jump to grab tunes! GO FUCKING GRAB SOME HOT FUCKING BASS MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP FUCKTARDS!

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THE RAIN OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND PUSSY   Leave a comment

Sometimes you have to listen to soundclouds and sometimes you have to pee. That is the choice of life. You can listen to soundclouds with pants that have been warmed and moistened by urine or you can make you way to the bathroom. There is no compromise. Life is a struggle. Have any of you ever been at job and tried like fuck to get ahead and then promised that you would and then they tell you that you were promoted but it’s a fake promotion where you just get a title and then you have to do the same job? That’s what the fuck happened to The Dirty Frenchman just 15 minutes ago. The true definition of bloodclaat bullshit. Let’s all pee our pants and enjoy some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP PUSSIES!

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SORRY BUT BLAQSTARR IS NO LONGER THAT GREAT   Leave a comment

This song is boring. It sounds low-fi but for no reason. The suck from M.I.A. has been rubbing off on this guy. Where did you go?

Posted March 23, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM THE LOST TEMPLE OF PUNANIA   Leave a comment

Behold! The treasures we found deep in your mom’s pussy in the jungles of the Orient:

Cottonmouth – Meat Locker (Released on Dub War Recordings – 31/01/2011)

DJ Hipnotikk – Wild Out (Illgates & Subvert vs Broke & J-Roc)

Mollys Lips (DJ SOLO REMIX)

Samira -World Tour Bmore Gutta

Kanye West – Dark Fantasy (Figure Bootleg)

Munchi ft M.I.A. – Murder Sound VIP

TODAY THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN SAW A DOG KNOCK DOWN A LITTLE GIRL AND TRY TO HUMP HER   2 comments

It was fucked up and it was in Cambodia. This is not a picture of the actual event. Here’s some music:

Foamo & Randomer – Back in the Game

M.I.A. – Internet Connection (Buraka Som Sistema Remix)

House of Pain – Jump Around (Sabo’s Moombahstep Edit)

NEW M.I.A. VIDEO: YOUR SONG SUCKS   Leave a comment

Dear M.I.A.,

This song is terrible. Everyone is talking about this video because it is super violent and it makes you think about all the violence that is going on in the world and that we, in the West never are aware of. It also makes you think about the folly in hating a certain group for a characteristic that may seem inconsequential (even if being a ginger is NOT inconsequential, in fact,  it is the mark of Satan!). But there is one problem that everyone is ignoring here…

THIS SONG BLOWS!

You, M.I.A. have made something that sounds like a droning not interesting garage rock song recorded in a tin can that would have been ignorable in 1993. Is this the best that you’ve got? This song was so boring and shitty that we wanted your video to end way before the EIGHT MINUTES were up. But you are probably not worried about things M.I.A. because you are already on the road to being the new Rage Against The Machine. And by that we mean the band that first year  university students who read the back of No Logo get into because the political message is basically punched into your eye it is so obvious. Keep reaching for the stars M.I.A.

Love,

Walmer

P.S. here is the song for you to have and cherish forever because we hate you:

M.I.A. – Born Free (zshare)

Posted April 26, 2010 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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