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With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hey fuckers! Are you a baby? How are you reading? You don’t even know math. You’re scared of cats. Babies don’t even have jobs. There’s only one conclusion, babies need to step their game up. What do you have to show for your lives babies? Are you just gonna let everyone else do all the work? Babies can’t even feed themselves. Babies don’t even know the true meaning of soundclouds or Christmas. Music is AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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We go on soundcloud and find the best shit! These are free ass downloads. Grab em. Play em. Do blow.

Willowz – I Know (Sticky K Remix)

Lil Jon – Put Yo Hood Up [DJ Hipnotikk VIP]

The Count & Sinden – Addicted To You (I Killed Kenny Remix)

Rico Tubbs – Golden Cage Remix

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We here at Walmer dun did some stuff last night. It was fun stuff yes, but not worth blogging and furthermore this post is all about you, the faithful reader. We’re not megalomaniac bloggers who think that even though we have moderate clout that we should go about posting all of our exploits. Well maybe some, but that’s more something The Dirty Frenchman does. He’s like “Ooooh, look at me, thees ees what I deed last night, wish you werre me???” Um, no we don’t and yes, he has a French accent…

Anyway, we hope the last night of 2009 went well for you…

Here’s hoping you had lots to drink…

Were surrounded by your best friends…

Partied with hot girls…

Recycled your empties…

Didn’t drink and drive…

And finally got some much needed rest…

But before all that shit, we hope it was a song like this that predicated the whole thing…Happy New Year from everyone at Walmer Convenience, may your ‘010 be something else…

Hornbo (Sticky K Remix) – Matt Cant and Scattermish (Zshare)