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GO BUY THE FUCK OUT OF PAUL DAVID & A-MAC’S HORIZON EP AND GRAB THE FREE STARFOXXX REMIX   Leave a comment

We talked about the fucking Paul David & A-Mac Horizon EP yesterday but we’re gonna fucking talk about it again because now it’s for sale. You heard the heat from Etc!Etc!’s remix yesterday. In celebration of the this being available we have a another freebie for your cheap asses that just wanna go on napster and not pay for shit. This time it’s Starfoxx delivering a jukey remix of the other track on this shit called O-Wey. SO GO BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS EP AND GRAB THE STARFOXXX REMIX AFTER THE JUMP ASS MASTERS!

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TOMORROW PAUL DAVID AND A-MAC COME TOGETHER FOR: THE HORIZON   1 comment

What are you up to right now? Jerking off? Fingering someone? What will you do tomorrow? The same thing? Brake the cycle! Tomorrow you are going to click on that dial up icon, connect to the internet through your modem, and then you are going to go to Beatport and buy the fuck outta this EP by Paul David and A-Mac that was done in the moombahton style with the exception of a jaunty juke remix by STARFOXXX. You know who else does a fucking remix on this shit? The incredible ETC!ETC! Dude is on a roll hard. Has just made fire every single tune. You know what. We’re gonna give you this ETC!ETC! remix because we know that if you hear that shit you’re gonna for sure buy this fucking release. SO GO GRAB THE FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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Posted February 8, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MONDAY MUSIC FOR MOTHERFUCKERS   Leave a comment

Who’s computer is this? It’s fucking Noms’! Do you know this dude? No? Check the fuck outta his shit here! He is quite talented and has been producing for less than a year. His Gucci Mane juke song is just pure heat. Wear oven mits when you listen to that shit. Been a few days since we posted. Been busy as fuck partying and spinning so what are you gonna do hate us for living? Fuck. How about we just ut the crap and listen to some tunes. Wanna rep Walmer too? get at us. LET’S GO GRAB SOME HOT ASS TUNES AFTER THE JUMP! THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY!

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MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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COOL SOUNDCLOUDS ASSHOLE   Leave a comment

Hey bro. Cool soundclouds. Where did you get them? Soundcloud.com? Cool. Thanks bro. Gonna check out that site after I get home. Did you see my car? It’s pretty fuckin sweet. Car won’t shut the fuck up but otherwise it’s cool. I think you’re cool bro. It’s fucking cool all around. You wanna be my friend? I got tickets to a Clippers game. Remember that one season they did alright? Maybe they’ll do it again bro. I’ll order nachos. It’ll be cool. Come on bro. We can listen to soundclouds after together. Driving in my car. They will sound like THESE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WALMER IS BACK IN BUSINESS! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU’RE COOL, FUCK YOU!   Leave a comment

There was a moment recently where assholes and assholettes were stuck reading earnest blogs that talk about music in a way that they want the artist’s dick (or vagina) in their mouth. It was a dark time. Posts on Walmer were sparse. That time is over. Vacation is finished. You wanna relax in the sun then go hang out with the old folks in Florida or take a fucking Carnival Cruise or some shit. This is not Club Med or Sandals resort. So much fucking shit came out while we were gone. This post will get some of the individual songs. We gonna make a post about EPs too. It’s gonna be a festival of light. Gonna be like a fucked up Diwali mixed with Easter and Kwanzaa. Let’s get to that shit after the jump and look forward to new exclusives and new parties this fucking fall. Watch out. Click to see the tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS PISSED YOU OFF, MAJORLY   Leave a comment

There are two things we know about women: 1. They have vaginas and boobies. 2. They always get angry. Like the other fucking day, we were trying to play poker with our friends and we forgot it was our daughter’s ballet recital. Oh boy, did our fucking wife get angry! And then there was the time we forgot our anniversary. There was a lot of negative energy coming from her that day. And then there was the time she caught us having some harmless ass sex with another woman. She just all of a sudden flipped the fuck out and started just yelling out of nowhere. What the hell? We couldn’t even just chill and listen to music and she made that situation all about her. Anyway, here’s the tracks that we were playing when we fucked the other chick. GRAB THEM AFTER THAT JUMP FUCKERS!

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