Archive for the ‘lil’ jon’ Tag

LONELY TUNES FOR LITTLE BITCHES   Leave a comment

Hello. Are you a baby? Do you need us to warm some milk up for you and put it in a bottle? Little baby gonna cry? Are you tired? Do you need to go to your crib? It’s too high for baby to reach to get in. Are you scared? Will the soundclouds help you? Are you cold? Are you hungry? Go to bed. Listen to music. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THIS FRIDAY EITHER GO TO BINGO OR CRAWL BACK UP YOUR MOM’S PUSSY. ALSO, SWAG.   2 comments

BINGO BINGO BINGO

W A L M E R  F U C K I N G  C O N V E N I E N C E

SPINNING SHIT THE FUCK UP AT THIS SHIT

MOOBAHCLAAT/RAPE HOP/FUCKHALL

ATTEND ON THE FACEBOOK

ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOREST FIRES

We may play these choice tunes. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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UNSOUNDCLOUDS   Leave a comment

Hey bros and brosettes. What’s up? That picture is your brain normally.  Your brain on Walmer is even worse. It’s not even a fucking brain anymore. It’s more like a foot or a slice of ham or drool. Your brain is drool. Are you proud. How the fuck are you gonna graduate from law school now. You won’t even graduate from fail school. You’re so bad at failing you succeed. Whatever. How about some music? HERE IT IS AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNCLOUDS THAT COME TO YOUR MOM’S HOUSE WITH FLOWERS   Leave a comment

Is this your fucking father? Because if so your life is terrible. You’ve got real problems when his shirt is too big to contain his gut. Is it because his gut is his point of pride? When you’re at the mall and people are staring he tells you about how he had to drink millions of beers and eat 56 more tonnes of food than he needed to over his life. But if that’s not enough, did you know your dad likes to go Bangkok to nail teenage whores like there will be no more teenage whores left? It’s true. As the great artists had paint and canvas through which to express themselves and the poets the pen and the paper, your dad has teenage whores. That’s your life, don’t wear it out. Big LOLs all around. MUSIC IS AFTER THAT FUCKIN’ JUMP:

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STATUE TITTIES   Leave a comment

Hey you! Stop lookin’ at those statue titties! What you gonna do? Jerk off later to some rocks? That ain’t right. That rock can’t love you back. Always fucking remember, you can’t fuck no fucking stones. Relax. Music:

Playboy Tre ft Lil Jon – Ready Go (Emynd Bass Remix)

Crazy Funky Style – The Partysquad (Moombahtron edit)

Jahdan Blakkamoore “Quick Money” (FREE DOWNLOAD)

DELOREAN – STAY CLOSE (DAVE NADA MOOMBAHTON REMIX)

Munchi – Luz (Concept)

That last one is Munchi stirring up some controversy. He’s not allowed to make certain shit apparently.

 

 

SOUNDCLOUD SOUNDFUCK II   Leave a comment

We go on soundcloud and find the best shit! These are free ass downloads. Grab em. Play em. Do blow.

Willowz – I Know (Sticky K Remix)

Lil Jon – Put Yo Hood Up [DJ Hipnotikk VIP]

The Count & Sinden – Addicted To You (I Killed Kenny Remix)

Rico Tubbs – Golden Cage Remix

WALMER RADIO NOVEMBER 15TH 2010!   Leave a comment

Blam! That’s the sound that your head will make when you get hit by the hardness that Plan B brings to this week’s edition of Walmer Radio. Make sure you do some crunches before you listen because this combination of dubstep with a dash of hip hop will knock the wind out of you. Enjoy fuckers!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Tracks:

Skrillex- Kill Everybody (Original Mix)
Ceelo Green – Fuck You (Dr Palo Dubstep Remix)
The Bloody Beetroots – Warp (Dirtyphonics Dubstep Remix)
Diplo & Lil Jon – U Don’t Like Me (Datsik Remix)
Dragonette – Animale (Datsik Remix)
Game Ft. Waka Flocka Flame (Produced By Lex Luger) – Get ‘Em
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Zeds Dead Remix)
B.O.B Feat. Wes Fife – Haterz Everywhere (Subvader Remix)
French Montana – Deuces Freestyle
Rusko – Hold On Ft. Amber Coffman (12th Planet Remix)
Trey Songz – Bottom’s Up (Remix) (Feat. Gucci Mane And Wiz Khalifa)
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