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OLD BASS AND THE SEA   1 comment

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hey fuckers! Are you a baby? How are you reading? You don’t even know math. You’re scared of cats. Babies don’t even have jobs. There’s only one conclusion, babies need to step their game up. What do you have to show for your lives babies? Are you just gonna let everyone else do all the work? Babies can’t even feed themselves. Babies don’t even know the true meaning of soundclouds or Christmas. Music is AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Well hello there children. My name is Reginald VelJohnson. What the fuck is going on with you guys? Are there strippers here? I like ladies that hate clothes and show off their punanis for money. It’s capitalism and not some kind of communist bullshit. In fucking Soviet Russia you’d go to a strip club and the most you’d get are nips and that would cost you extra. What kind of a system is that? No way. Not on my watch. You know that they said that when Family Matters started up, the people of Soviet fucking Russia saw a new way of life and that’s when the changes started happening there. That’s what I’ve heard people say. Nah! Don’t fucking thank me. It was a team effort that show. Everyone had a part to play and everyone just nailed it day in and day out. Showbusiness history. They don’t fucking make them like that anymore, no sir. They sure fucking don’t. Working with Jaleel, you know Jaleel White? That was just a pleasure. Every fucking show, we’d just learn something new. Just feed off each other. It was like jazz. Anyway, enough about me. Let’s get down to the music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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This is our awesome swimming pool!:

This is our smart phone!:

These are SIIIIICK headphones we use to dj!:

WHY? Because we got moderate goddamn clout mothafuckers! It’s been a while since we’ve trumpeted it. There has been sadness. Our totally awesome friends at Low Life Inc. who would send us well written emails about their GREAT artists shut off the tap of AMAZINGNESS for some reason. It was so strange because the stuff they would send TOTALLY FIT OUR TASTES LIKE THEY HAD READ OUR MINDS! (WE USE ALL CAPS FOR SARCASM!) Of course they were not the only ones to send stuff but they were the SOUL of our moderate clout and when they stopped it was as if we had lost our souls. But we can rest no longer. So here we go:


He (we assume it’s a he) sent us this song on the Soundcloud and it’s good but not as hard hitting as we would like. Also, it is kind of repetitive. But it is better than all the songs we have made like “Song the doesn’t exist” and “Not real song”. Next:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs & A-Trak – Heads Will Roll (Electric Soulside ft Odissi remix) (save as)

These guys called Electric Soulside who have a name that sounds like it is from the wrong side of 1996 sent us the song above that sounds like it is from the wrong side of 2008, in 2010! And it features Odissi. ODISSI!

View All Photos | ODISSI “I am 14 and use sex to sell myself. Also, who the fuck am I?”

A while back the Boomzers sent us this:

Azzido Da Bass – Music For Bagpipes (RMX)

Which to us is like the bagpipe version of this:

B-more legend Dj Pierre sent us this:

Other stuff he has done is awesome.

STAY TUNED FOR PART 2! (There’s a lot of stuff that has accumulated since we last did this feature.)

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