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MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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NO MOOMBAHTON MONDAYS   Leave a comment

As is not the tradition on Mondays, we are gonna do an all non-moombahton post because we don’t want fuckers to think we’re some kind of all moombahton blog and just send us moombahton and nothing else because that would be sad and then we would only have that in our lives and die probably from fucking moombah overdose. IT WOULD ALL BE YOUR FAULT! You would probably go to jail and become someone’s bitch and have penis in your mouth all day long. IS THAT THE FUTURE YOU WANT? Let’s go and listen to non-moombaton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS CAME ON YOUR FACE   Leave a comment

Hey. How the fuck are all of you? That picture up there is of The Uproot Andy from the SLOWED party in Toronto last Saturday. Starting tomorrow we will be djing 3 nights in a fucking row. We’re gonna spin way better than that guy and by that we mean 50% as good because he murdered it. He’s really fucking good. Kudos again to The Torro Torros and Le Dew Its for promising him a happy ending massage to get him to play in this town. If you want succeed in fucking show business YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL! But rub and tugs aside, what with the whole UK moombahton spectacular and all that we’ve passed over a lot of good ass music that maybe you will like or maybe hate but whatever if you’re here you might as well listen because you’re a guest and it would be impolite so go listen to that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS IN THE OCEAN   Leave a comment

In the ocean there are crabs, there are whales and there are soundclouds. That’s it. You don’t agree? Ask a marine biologist. Damn right you don’t fuckin know one. Go back to your fucking books Poindexter while we play football. Football with what? Soundclouds from the sea. You forgot again. MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!…

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THE SEA OF SOUNDCLOUDS AND TEARFUL MEMORIES   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Come sail the seas of fuck and wonderment with us as we search the world for the golden vagina. Inside you can find soundclouds and adventure. Do you dare to go in? You have been there before. To make it in this world you have to have what it takes to get ahead. As Sir Winston Churchill once said “Pussy is the alcohol of the masses”. Do you drink it? This is the moment your life changed. Feel the music AFTER THE JUMP: Read the rest of this entry »

SOUNCLOUDS ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMAN CONTACT   Leave a comment

Look at this fucking guy talking his hip hop talk on the mic like he’s some kind of modern day Gucci Mane. Who does he think he is? What is remarkable about the photo here is that it shows the actual vision of The Dirty Frenchman at that moment. Alright that’s the last of party photos from Friday that we’re gonna put up. We’re just fuckin’ happy that shit was such a success. Don’t forget on Saturday to go to this that our bros at the Mansion are involved with. Schlachthofbronx & Dubbel Dutch ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. Music AFTER THE JUMP:

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CLOUDS OF SOUNDS OUT SLAPPING THAT BITCH AND FUCKING   1 comment

Yo yo yo! What time is it? Time to shut the fuck up and hear damn music you sluts! Yeah, we got no respect for our readers. Anyway, no fucking celebrity writer gimmick for today, just you,  us, and the assholes that made these tunes teabagging your ears with noise.

Bart B More – Make Some Noise (Frikstailers Remix)

KANYE WEST – BLAME GAME (CALVERTRON BOOTY)

Munchi – Goon Anthem (concept)

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