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WEDNESDAY MOOMBAHTON PLUNDER & BUGGERY   1 comment

You took fucking drugs. You went to a museum. You couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on. You threw up everywhere. Everyone was pissed. They banned you from the museum for life. Now you can’t get fucking art smart. You walked down the fucking street. You slipped on a piece of runny dog shit. You twisted your fucking ankle. while you were on the ground crying like a bitch you saw a place. It was another museum. A moombahton museum. You went inside. You heard these fucking tracks that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSCLOWNS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers! Are you a baby? How are you reading? You don’t even know math. You’re scared of cats. Babies don’t even have jobs. There’s only one conclusion, babies need to step their game up. What do you have to show for your lives babies? Are you just gonna let everyone else do all the work? Babies can’t even feed themselves. Babies don’t even know the true meaning of soundclouds or Christmas. Music is AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS FROM SPACE   1 comment

What is this? International Remix a Song by Gooffee Day? No one fucking told us. If we had known then The Dirty Frenchman would have tried to do something up in MS Paint. Yeah. That’s the program he uses to produce music. He’s a fucking idiot. When we’re having events he still sends E-vites. What is this? 1998? This is what they look like:

Disturbing. Let’s look at some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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