Archive for the ‘dj melo’ Tag

MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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IT’S THE FUCKING DJ MELO STAR TIME EP. FUCKING GET IT OR GET YOUR ASS OUTTA TOWN   1 comment

You and Bill Cosby had only been driving for 3 fucking hours but you already had nothing left to say to each other. All he wanted to talk about were fucking pudding pops and you were like “Do mother fuckers still make that shit?”.

And he just kept on going on and on about that shit and talked about all the different kinds and then fucking talked about what would have been good flavours for that shit but they never made them. You were just answering in ways like “sure” and “oh yeah?”. At some point he just tired himself the fuck out. He had talked about every possible flavour and fucking flavour combo possible. Now you just kept on driving down the road looking at the empty fucking desert and Bill Cosby would fucking mumble shit under his breath every now and then and you would be like “What’s that?” and he would be like “Nothing man. Don’t worry about it”.

You would never have chosen to be in a car with Bill Cosby. But you had no fucking choice. You were the only two fuckers in town that never bought the Dj Melo Star Time EP and the rule was that you had to leave. So you were stuck together now in this 1998 Buick Regal. You regretted now that you had not gone to Beatport and picked up this collection of 6 original heaters and 3 remixes by some of the best fucking minds working in moombahton today. It was such a small cost compared to a lifetime on the road with Bill Cosby saying stupid shit all fucking day. But it was too late. Or was it? GO FIND THE LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT AND GET TWO FREE FUCKING TRACKS AND SAMPLE THE WHOLE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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Posted October 11, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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AFTER THE FIRE THERE ARE ONLY ASHES   Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron:

Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the party amazing as fuck. How about we go grab some tunes and have ourselves a fucking time at our respective workplaces being tired and pretending to work but really looking at blogs. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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MISSED MOOMBAH EP: MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE V   Leave a comment

Hey little bitches. How is your fucking life? Is it good? Do you get along with you parents? Why do we ask? No reason. Honestly. No fucking reason. Those questions have nothing to do with this new EP Moombahton Massive V compiled by the Dj Sabo (not Sabbo) that came out while we were having a fucking vacation as if the world doesn’t revolve around us. It’s a good ass EP. It’s got some sick ass tunes coming out of it. But don’t take our fucking word. No. We are usually liars. Have a fucking listen yourself. GO GRAB IT AND TASTE IT’S RAINBOW AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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NEW MOOMBAHTON MINIMIX FROM THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! There’s been so many good fucking moombahton coming out recently. Shit is fucking exploding all over your face like you got gizzed on. Well now The Dirty Fucking Frenchman of Walmer decided to do a minimix with a little bit of all the hot new shit that came out. Maybe there is some stuff that hasn’t come out on it. Yeah we ain’t playin. We got some good representation from those Starfoxxx fuckers, El Cuco, fucking babySTEPS & 2deep, fucking Skinny Friedman and also Sazon Booya and Chong X to top it all off.. It’s short but you’ll see it’s fucking sweet. Go listen and grab it after the fucking jump.

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JON KWEST MADE A COMPILATION. NEVER SENT IT TO US. GONNA HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT FROM SOME ENGLISH BLOG WITH CRUMPETS   1 comment

Hey little dick lickers! What’s the deal? Jon Kwest who is some kinda moombah maker just got this compilation made of UK Hardcore music mixed with the fucking moombahton. It’s a pretty good compilation that he never sent to us. It has some good Walmer friends like Ckrono, Dj Melo and Pickster One. Since Jon Kwest never sent us that shit you are going to have to got to this blog from England where they talk about fucking music and they have fucking tea and crumpets and other shit like talk about the health of the Queen and cricket. You know, England shit. Fucking Harry Potter stuff. Anyway, you can check out some of the tracks after the jump and follow the link to the Popular Culture Care Package Musical Blog:

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FRIDAY FUCKFEST   1 comment

Fuck yeah! We’re lazy cunts. We’re too busy smoking ganja joints and drinking beer drinks. We like to enjoy life instead of sitting in front of our computer to entertain you. Entertain yourselves. Jerk off or touch your clitorises depending on what you have. Make a song. Who knows. Maybe you have the next Who Let the Dogs out in your head or Gangster’s Paradise?

You could be like us

We dare any of you to try to be more successful than the Baha Men. Here’s your fucking music. Shut up. We’re tired. The weekend only begins now and we are already fucked. We’re going to jail. TUNES AFTER THAT JUMP CUNTS:

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