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MOOMBAHRAPE   1 comment

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS BUT Y’ALL ARE HATIN AND SHIT   2 comments

I’M FUCKING KANYE WEST Y’ALL! I’M GONNA FUCKING WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR MUSIC! EVERYONE IS HATING ON ME BUT YOU DON’T HAVE DIAMOND TEETH AND YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE MUSIC SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO BACK OFF BUT I’VE BEEN FUCKING AROUND WITH SOUNDCLOUD I’LL ADMIT IT AND THESE PEOPLE MIGHT COME CLOSE TO BEING A FRACTION OF ME. JUST BE QUIET AND LISTEN TO THESE TRACKS BECAUSE I WANT Y’ALL TO APPRECIATE THIS ART.

Congorock – Mortal Kombat 9 – Liu Kang’s Theme

THAT SONG WAS LIKE I WAS REMEBERIN WHEN I WAS FUCKING AT A FASHION SHOW AND MY LEGS WERE TOO HOT AND MY ARMS WERE TOO COLD:

IT’S JUST A THING I GOTTA DEAL WITH BECAUSE MY FAMILY ALWAYS HAD COLD ARMS SO PEOPLE JUST NEED TO BACK OFF AND LET ME JUST TRY TO DO MY AWESOME WORK LIKE EVERYONE WOULDN’T LEAVE MJ ALONE AND NOW HE’S DEAD AND I’M LIKE MJ.

Legobeat – Rooster Riddim (Hat+Hoodie’s Cockfight Remix)

THAT LAST SONG WAS LIKE THE TIME I WAS IN KING TUT’S FUCKING TOMB AND WEARIN A FUCKING EGYPTIAN CHAIN.

AND I WAS LIKE “FUCK YOU KING TUT! YOU MAY HAVE MORE GOLD THAN ME BUT I HAVE MORE IDEAS IN MY MIND WHICH MAKE ME RICHER THAN YOU AND MY MUSIC IS MY DIAMONDS AND THEY ARE ALSO MY TEETH.”

Mustard Pimp – RER E (Pantin Edit)

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE TIME I WAS MAKING SERIOUS ART TO CHANGE THE PLANET. NOBODY REALISES HOW LUCKY THEY ARE TO LIVE IN WHAT WILL PROBABLY BE KNOWN AS THE “WESTIAN ERA OF HISTORY. FUCKING BALLET AND HIP HOP YOU CAN’T SAY ANYONE EVER FUCKED WITH THAT BEFORE.

Usher – Love In This Club (sonora chopped n screwed mix)

THAT WAS LIKE THE TIME I WAS SITTING WITH JAY-Z AND WE WERE DRINKING MOËT FUCKING GRAND VINTAGE ROSÉ (IT’S MY FAVOURITE CHAMPAGNE THAT KARL LAGERFELD FUCKING SHOWED ME) AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PICASSO’S BLUE PERIOD AND WHICH ONE OF US HAD THE MOST OF HIS PAINTINGS AND JAY-Z HAD MORE BUT I WAS LIKE I LIVE THE POETRY OF HIS ART AND THEREFORE I CONNECT BETTER WITH THE IDEA OF PICASSO SO EVEN IF I HAVE LESS OF HIS PAINTINGS I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH HIM. I WON.

Munchi – Filha Da Puta

THIS LAST SONG IS NOT AS GOOD AS ANYTHING I EVER MADE AND THIS PICTURE ABOVE IS ME JUST CRAFTING A BETTER SONG USING MY MIND AND IMAGINATION. MY HEAD IS LIKE A WHOLE WORLD AND INSIDE YOU’D BE IN SOME NERVERENDING STORY TYPE SHIT.

Ke$ha – we R who we R (Kid Kaio DoubleDutch Remix)

THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME THAT I WAS WITH MY BROS ELTON AND PAUL AND JUST TRYING TO GET THEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MAKE GOOD MUSIC COME TO LIFE AND THEY JUST DIDN’T GET IT AND WERE HORSING AROUND AND SHIT BUT I COULDN’T GET UPSET BECAUSE YOU GOTTA RESPECT THEM THEY GOT MORE PICASSOS THAN ME BUT YOU WAIT AND SEE WHEN THEY DIES IMMA BUY ALL THEIR PICASSOS UP.

10000 HITS!   6 comments

Hey assholes! Thanks all 10 people who visited our site and our moms who visited 999o times! For this historic day, we are gonna make a special post all for you. You assholes. Tough love. First up, this:

Congorock – Babylon (zshare)

Why is there a picture of a flame-throwing tank here? Because this song is the flame-throwing tank of songs. This will run you over and set you on fire. It’s madness. If you play this song you will want to go hunting orangutans with a club. Sure you will still probably get your ass handed to you but you won’t be able to say you didn’t have fun. Because you’ll be dead. Congorock delivers again. Oh and there is a video that kinda visualizes this song pretty close to how we did:

Moving on…


Joy Orbison – Hyph Mngo (Dj Dials Lil Wayne Vocal Remix) (zshare)

This a pretty chilled out spacey song. We weren’t too hyped on the original track by Joy Orbison. Everyone else was. Everyone else is stupid. It’s a good song if you want to sleep. Giving it a hint of Lil Wayne is just what it needed because now you pay attention to lyrics. Good job Dj Dials. Whoever you are.

Swappi – Dis Gyal (Nah Go Play) (zshare)

How about a little bit of soca? This is a song by Swappi who you can read about here. It’s a great use of the song Heater by Samim from a few years back. It’s a good track for the summer because you know it’s coming and The Dirty Frenchman is gonna be casting his perverted eyes over all over the scantily clad ladies of Toronto. Girls need to stock up on mace.

Here’s some fucking cumbia from Dj Quilombo who is a fucking Argentinian who apparently lives in fucking Belgium now. This song sounds like a mix of fucking traditional folk music and the fucking beat of fucking Nas song Nas Is Like. It’s a good song for those chilled out nights in the fucking summer. Fuck.

Well that’s a wrap for now. Thanks again for the love if there is any out there. Keep doing that crack and reaching for the stars.

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

SONG OF THE DAY: CONGOROCK – HYBRO   1 comment

Congorock - CUE version by Andre — myopiapix.

Congorock – Hybro (zshare)

Back in the summer when The Dirty Frenchman was unemployed like a little bitch he took odd jobs here and there to make ends meet. One of these was being of extra on TV shows. Among them was this show for the National Geographic channel called “Aftermath”. This particular program was supposedly depicting what would happen if the Sun turned into a red giant and the world heated up. The Dirty Frenchman was thus slathered in baby oil to depict glistening sweat and told to walk the streets looking like he was way to hot and getting around is so hard what with all this heat and the sun being so big. The Dirty Frenchman over acted so much pretending it was hot. You should have seen it. Plus it was filmed in Hamilton. What a shitty show it will be. It’s like people outside pretending to be too hot and crackheads in the background watching them. Anyway this song is what the Earth would sound like if it got to hot for real and people were acting demented. Here’s a video for another song by Congorock. We guess they tried their best with the budget he had. Congorock and Crookers need money left over for food for their families.

Posted November 12, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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