SONG OF THE DAY: GORILLA ZOE – ALRIGHT (SHOTS OF PATRON)

GORILLA ZOE – ALRIGHT (SHOTS OF PATRON) (zShare)

This track was on Zoe’s newest mixtape, Diamonds and Dope mixed by DJ Bobby Black (for free here) which is a hot mixtape. There are actually a couple of instances of “mixing” on it. Tempos matched, cued and dropped….the whole 9…impressive. Anyway, while listening to that shit this track stood out, probably because more uptempo hip hop is hard to find that doesn’t sound overly brightside. Who knew the No DJ version would drop? Here it is.

Don’t forget DAGGERIN‘ Nov 21 @ The Ossington, 61 Ossington Ave…where you’ll get crunk and hear all your Walmer favourites.

VIDEO: MAX B – ALL MY DAYS

FREE MAX B

Must be a bitch tryna get that sour in there…

BONUS TRACK: Curren$y – Living The Life (Ft. Max B And Young Riot)

SONG OF THE DAY: RON BROWZ FEAT. DIDDY – FOR MY LADIES

RON BROWZ FEAT. DIDDY – FOR MY LADIES

We know we know, Browz is garbage and you hate him and what has he done lately and how the fuck does he have a deal and lyrically he’s crap and he’s who Jay-Z was talking about on Death of Autotune and he’s riding a wave and he’s a gimmick rapper to the fullest and Flippa Mafia called him Ron Brownz and New York will never come back and what has Harlem done for us lately and waaaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa hip hop used to be about lyrical assassins and cyphers and freeeeeestyyyyyyling. Well, for the record, Browz rules. And he’s done music with Ghostface. Happy now?

BONUS TRACK – RON BROWZ FEAT. GHOSTFACE – SHE’S A KILLER

WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS:

THIS IS THE HIT FOR LATE 2009

SONG OF THE DAY: DING DONG – HOLIDAY

Ding Dong – Holiday (zshare)

This is a great song to post right now. It talks about the beach and summer and nice weather and heat and all the things we don’t have right now in Toronto. Enjoy the twist of the dagger everybody! Enjoy wearing a jacket and toque! It’s not even winter cold yet! High fives all around! Make sure the rope you tied a noose in is short enough so you don’t touch the ground when you kick the chair out from under you. Just teaching you important life tips. Do they even have winter in Jamaica or do they just have very nice and nice seasons? Anyway this song is pretty good and a departure for Ding Dong as he is all about the dancing tunes normally. He did start out as a dancer. We guess they need to chill too at times. This song has a video:

OLD SONG OF THE DAY: GARCONS – FRENCH DISCO BOYS EDIT

Garçons – French Disco Boys Edit (zshare)

Here is another song from The Dirty Frenchman’s secret disco collection. As was said once before, there was a period where The Dirty Frenchman would only listen to old music. Even though right now The Dirty Frenchman only plays songs for puking an daggerin’, he probably knows more about disco than most people who play and say they like disco. That’s just the way it is. Sorry disco playing and liking people. There is always country music for you to latch onto. The Dirty Frenchman doesn’t care about country music. But anyway, this song should be played by the French space program for when they shoot people into space. Like played on the rocket ship’s stereo system. It’s about 5 minutes long which we imagine to be about the drive from Earth to space at rocket ship speed give or take a few minutes. Or it should be played when space ships do this:

or this:

and because it’s your lucky day:

Dr Who Theme (Original) (zshare)

SONG OF THE DAY: DING DONG & BOGLE – DONT TEK PRESS

Ding Dong & Bogle – Dont Tek Press (zshare)

There you were after Thanksgiving dinner (Canadian Thanksgiving dinner!) sitting around with your loved ones, wondering what next. You had had enough of the idle chit chat with your grandma. There was only so much you could talk about with her. After talking about work or school the conversation kind of drifted. You weren’t gonna tell her about how two days ago you did a line of blow off a breast listening to this song. You had sworn you would save that for her death bed. You always intended to send her off with a surprise. No. So what to do? You wished that you could throw on a dancehall song that sounded like old school 80’s hip hop. Well now that song exists. You can save the blow off a breast story. This song is really interesting and may we add great. Give it a listen. Find an old ghetto blaster and sling it over your shoulder. Strut down the streets with it. Be that guy on the subway. Do graffiti that says “Crazy Jamz” or “Fresh Stylez”. It’s your life. Grab it.

WOW LOTS OF POSTS TODAY! IS THIS CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER?!? LOLZ JKS!!! SONG OF THE DAY: BUSY SIGNAL – BLACK BELT

Busy Signal – Black Belt (zshare)

The picture above has nothing to do with this song. It’s just toilet art from Nuit Blanche. But speaking of this song, what is this song? Busy Signal is on a hot streak. This song has a crazy beat that doesn’t make sense. Plus half the song is just Busy Signal talking about stuff over the beat that doesn’t make sense. We guess it’s just a really weird song that is kinda interesting that you should hear. Because we care about you a lot. You’re special. Touch yourself while thinking about yourself.

WHAT WALMER DUN DID: NUIT BLANCHE EDITION

Walmer was out for Nuit Blanche and drunk as fuck. Listen to this song:

Busy Signal – Da Style Deh (Douster Dagga Remix) (zshare)

and look at these photos.

Your mom had so much fun with The Dirty Frenchman on the rides that she rode him later that evening.

“Hold on tight!” – your mom to The Dirty Frenchman

People

The Dirty Frenchman made the most dramatic gesture of the night for your mom. He hoped she would give him a second date. She said yes.

It’s rainin’ pennies! Mothafuckas was ballin’!

How could your mom and The Dirty Frenchman not feel the romance on a night like this.