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What the fuck is this EP? It’s like th movies Blade Runner and Drive fucked and then had a baby in the desert. That’s what this shit is all about. Maybe you are sayin to yourselves “This is all fun and good Walmer, but this EP has been out for a week and a half. You’re a bunch of late ass fucks.” And that would be true. We are late ass fucks. Everything we like is out of date. We use Myspace or sorry, _space. We never check our inbox. Anyway, what are we going on about? JUST DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Who is Jimi Needles? Is he just a man with a gun for a head or is he more than that? Is he a dj? Is he a producer? Is he a musician? All of the above? Well if you stay tuned you can find the fuck out because we interviewed this fucker. Jimi is a longtime friend of Walmer fucking Convenience Musical Blog and is reponsible for some of our early favourite moombahton and moombahcore tracks. Check out his soundcloud. He gave us a heads up that he had a new mix coming out on RAMP FM tomorrow (you will have to ask him about what time it is playing because we forgot to ask him before putting this up).

Anyway, we did a little interview with this fucker so why don’t you guys go check it out AFTER THE JUMP!

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This just came to us this morning. Motherfucking Chong X just sent us this. This fucker follows up his progressive and envelope pushing Toritos EP with another trip to the boundaries of moombahton & other sounds of South America. The song Angry Aztec is deep and somehow makes one feel like they are in fucking Egypt but Egypt in South America. Frantic Factory is fucking cinematic as fuck and should be the soundtrack for the movie Hugo II: Dr Rapenstein. The title Track Danza Del Fuego makes throat singing catchy and is gonna be the standout track from this while Milagros is the song you listen to while you creep up on villagers in the jungle on a moonless night. Or maybe it’s a sexy song. Who knows? But enough of this fucking description. LET’S GO GRAB THAT EP AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hey everyone! This is just a shitty fucking picture taken in a drunken and drugged out stupor on some fucking night that we were out about town and shit. Probably more than one person puked that night probably more than once. THAT’S THE SWAG LIFE! WE PUKE MOET MOTHERFUCKERS! WE SHIT LOBSTER! That’s the Walmer life. We excrete class. Y’all can’t keep up with that. Anyway. This one is all about no moombahton. We just reppin bass music up in this bitch. GO GRAB THAT BASS MUSIC! WE WILL NEVER FUCKING ANALYSE THE TRACKS WE POST! WE JUST GONNA DUMP THAT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Who is this now repping Walmer? It’s motherfucking Jake Twell. Heard of him? He makes fucking great bass music in jolly old England using crumpets and driving a lorry whatever other weird words they use over there. Check out his soundcloud. Everyone should heve Walmer stickers on their computers, vaginas, asses, basically all the best places. Have Walmer stickers on their babies. It’s a no-brainer. Big things coming up too. A little bird might be telling people that we are gonna be a SXSW. Maybe a party is being organized. Maybe it will be a moombahton party. Maybe with Moomba+. Who knows? Anyway why don’t we get in the fucking mood with some fucking moombahton right now? LET’S DO THAT ASSHOLES AFTER THE JUMP!

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