Archive for the ‘seapunk’ Tag

A FEW FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE WEEKEND   Leave a comment

ImageLook at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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RIOT EARP SEAPUNK WALMER XCLUSIVE TRACK!   Leave a comment

Hey fucknuts! #Seapunk is back at Walmer with that fucker Riot Earp hitting you hard with his interpretation of underwater exploration called Whales & Bongs. You fucking listen to this while you swim with the whales and use a bong to breathe. That’s how you live in the sea. This track is exclusive to Walmer and we’re fucking happy to get this piece of madness from a musical killer like this mofo. GO GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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Posted March 1, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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PEASUNK VOL 1: FREE EP FOR YOU   4 comments

What is Peasunk you asked? It’s seapunk as done by these fucks. That fucker David Beltran (of Starfoxxx fame) rounded up a whole bunch of young upcoming assholes in the music scene and got them to contribute tracks to this. If you are a person who likes new stuff and is adventurous then take a #dive in this bitch. If you are scared of novelty then stay the fuck home or don’t click to download. This is an undersea adventure where you will need to bring special k and lots of pot. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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#SEAPUNK…THE LEGEND CONTINUES   4 comments

Right now, people are making music that dolphins can get into. It’s called fucking Seapunk and either you’re in it taking a swim or your standing on dry land like some kinda fool. We talked about it before. We gonna talk about it again. Take a splash in this new ocean. Take a piss in this new ocean. Don’t take a shit though. That shit floats and everyone will see it and plus it might float back to the beach and then you will have to pretend it is not yours and look shocked when you see it. LET’S GRAB THOSE NEW TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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HOT MUSIC BUSTED ALL OVER YOUR FACE WITH A SPLASH   Leave a comment

Who the fuck reppin Walmer now bitches? Motherfucking 8cto. Check his shit out. Dude murders global bass like he has a score to settle. Shit gonna get crazy. Speaking of bass we also got this classic fucking picture of someone else repping Walmer like shit is the differemce between life and death:

Boom! That’s fucking Crizzly y’all! Dude was here with fucking 12 Planet and Flinch for Bassmentality here in Toronto. We could have taken pics with them but we were like fuck it. That’s him with Walmer’s man on the street Sto. What the fuck is he wearing like some fuking fur overalls? Check out his fucking music! It’s all hot as fuck. Anyway. Let’s stop judging fashion and check out some drippy ass tunes RIGHT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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NEW GENRE: SEAPUNK   3 comments

In the last fucking month people have been mentioning the fuck outta Seapunk. Dunno what the fuck it is supposed to be like it sounds like juke and jungle/drum n’ bass mixed together with trap or something. Can someone explain what the fuck it is? Is it EDM for fucking sailors or captains and shit? Is it for oceanographers? Anyway, here are fucking songs that are supposed to be Seapunk styled. What the fuck do you think? GO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT AFTER THE JUMP!

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