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JON KWEST PRESENTS: THE WINTER MOOMBAHTON 2012 – THE WINTER OF MOOMBAHTON CONFERENCE   Leave a comment

Been wanting to drop this on your asses for a while. This right here is some game changing shit. So many of these tracks are so abstract but they still pop off. The great thing about it is that you get to hear all your favourite classic characters shine like Cam Jus and Pickster & Melo and then you got new cats comin up like Cy Kosis and Don Valdez. It’s really the best of both worlds like Jay-Z and R. Kelly together. The other great thing is that this is being dropped through DJ MAG: THE MAG OF DJS!. GO GRAB THAT FUCKING COMP AND READ THE ARTICLE ON DJ MAG AFTER THE JUMP CUNT-TARDS!

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JON KWEST IS…THE LAST DON. BUY THE FUCK OUT OF IT!   1 comment

Anyone who is not a pussy bitch has already bought this. If you have not, then act fast or else next fight that you get in you will get your ass kicked. Somehow it will be because you never bought Jon Kwest’s The Last Don EP. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Get on it. We are gonna be straight up, this is one of the best EPs to come out in moombahton and is raising the bar for 2012. Not only do Jon Kwest’s original tunes sound dope as fuck where you gizz your pants but you got fucking Jay Fucking Fay, Guapo Fucking Feo, Tactic and then some motherfucker named Gulls who we never heard of before. You all know what we think but what the hell does the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage think?

It may be hard for my ghost-eyes to ghost-see out of these ghost-glasses because of fucking words written on them. But my ghost-ears can ghost-hear the greatness of Jon Kwest’s new EP.

So there you have it.

FIND THE FUCKING LINK TO BUY THIS SHIT AND LISTEN TO STREAMS AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 17, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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PRE NEW YEAR MOOMBAHTON PRE CUM   Leave a comment

What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU FOUND IN THE TOILET   1 comment

It was just a normal time in the toilet for you. You were like “What could go wrong? I’m just doing some blow and getting the fuck out of here just like every lunchtime.” You wanted peace and quiet. You didn’t want your friends to walk in. But you heard something. You heard noises coming from the toilet. No one was taking a shit. It didn’t make sense. You looked in. You discovered the secret. The toilet was filled with soundclouds. It didn’t make sense but it did. You were dancing to the beat. Doing blow to the beat. You went back to work and had the best fucking day of your life. Printed out so many fucking files. But what were the soundclouds that you heard? GO GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS CAME ON YOUR FACE   Leave a comment

Hey. How the fuck are all of you? That picture up there is of The Uproot Andy from the SLOWED party in Toronto last Saturday. Starting tomorrow we will be djing 3 nights in a fucking row. We’re gonna spin way better than that guy and by that we mean 50% as good because he murdered it. He’s really fucking good. Kudos again to The Torro Torros and Le Dew Its for promising him a happy ending massage to get him to play in this town. If you want succeed in fucking show business YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL! But rub and tugs aside, what with the whole UK moombahton spectacular and all that we’ve passed over a lot of good ass music that maybe you will like or maybe hate but whatever if you’re here you might as well listen because you’re a guest and it would be impolite so go listen to that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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EXCLUSIVE GUAPO FEO SONG FOR YOUR STUPID ASSES   2 comments

This guy. We just took his facebook profile pic without asking. Some of you fucks may know him as Guapo Feo. Some of you fucks know him as Barney Iller. Maybe, there are cunts out there who know him as Brilla. He has three names for each style he fucks with. He’s from fucking Brooklyn New York City. Don’t know what fucking neighbourhood he’s from. Crown Heights? Brownsville? Bed-Stuy? Those are the main ones we remember from 90’s rap songs. All you really need to know is this man produces fire. Don’t bring his fucking songs to a dry area. It will set the whole place ablaze.

FIND ALL HIS FUCKING TRACKS UNDER HIS ALIASES AND MOST OF ALL AN EXCLUSIVE MOOMBAH MONSTER THE FAT CATS IN WASHINGTON DIDN’T WANT YOU TO HEAR. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MUSICALLY FUCKING WORTH????   Leave a comment

Hey!! It is Caballo… Dropping some lines on Walmer’s fucking blog!!! The best thing is in here I can curse!!!

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Posted July 27, 2011 by latinoresiste in Uncategorized

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THE ECSTASY OF SOUNDCLOUDS   Leave a comment

We’re fucking stupid. We don’t fucking know anything. All we do is sit at home looking at the internets trying to understand how regular people live their lives. One thing we know for sure is that women only listen to music with their eyes closed. It’s a fact of life. It seems like they find soundclouds arousing:

This soundcloud is my boyfriend/lesbian girlfriend/both

I am on a date with this soundcloud. I think it’s going well.

The souncloud found my g-spot. I am changed.

Music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING THE CLOUDS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

What can we say about the Zeds Dead that Charlie Sheen has not already said so eloquently? They have some new tunage for fuckers to download. They are the Japan nuclear crisis of music except that people don’t forget that they are still going on so maybe the Japan nuclear crisis is the Zeds Dead of nuclear crises. It’s complicated. You know how it works. That’s your relationship status on Facebook. With your wife (or husband if you are the proud owner of a vagina or gay). MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!!!

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THESE SOUNDCLOUDS JUST FLOATED OUT OF YOUR MOM’S VAGINA THIS MORNING   2 comments

Yo yo fuckers! This is fucking Pitbull here. I love to make crossover house hits. What is reggaeton? I don’t even know what that means anymore. Today I called up Benny Benassi and David Guetta and us three are gonna make a fucking new song for JERSEY SHORE: THE MOVIE and the fucking song will be called “Uno, Dos, Tres, Patrón™”. It’s gonna be slammin’. As you can tell, I’m a busy dude. I still find time to listen to the Soundclouds. Here are some I like AFTER THE JUMP:

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