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FREE TROPICAL BASS EP. GATOS LOCOS ARE…SELVA RAVE   1 comment

Cocobass is fucking back. Where’d you think they went? Nowhere. They holdin shit down like champs. This is a crazy new release for these guys with experimental originals and remixes from young hotshots in the game like Photo Romance and Max Le Daron and seasoned veterans like Top Billin and Javier Estrada. Normally shit like this doesn’t come for free. But this does. You can get this EP for about the same price an average person pays for sex which should be nothing. If your answer was that the average person should pay $3000 for sex then you got problems. If your answer is that the average person should pay $10 for sex then you got bigger problems. Forget your problems. GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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LOWUP RECORDS PRESENTS: DJ MELLOW IN…BELGICA ESTA PICAO   Leave a comment

Hey you little baby bitches. Do you want a bottle of warm milk? Maybe instead of sucking on a bottle full of lameness you can shove some good music in your ears. This is the first release for a new label called Lowup Records and if you are a fan of the global bass then you have to buy this shit. Not only do you got Dj Mellow making a hot ass psuedo-moombah banger but then you got the all star lineup of of Sabbo, Los Chicos Altos and Max Le Daron remixing the fuck out of this bitch in ways that will astound you and get your ass to move in new ways. But don’t take our word for it. The only person you can trust is yourself. GO STREAM THAT SHIT AND CHECK OUT THE LINKS TO BUY IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASS CLOWNS!

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MOOMBAHTON ABUSE   1 comment

Top of the morning to you fuckers! My name is Daniel Glover. I am a famous American actor of the cinemas. I have millions of dollars from Lethal Weapons and other movies where I am saying shit like “I am to old for this shit!”. Now I really am to old for this shit! But I want to make talks with you about what is a serious things. When I was the child, moombahton touched my penis and made me abused by it. I was very scared! I was too young for this shit! I will always have hate for the moobahton and the sex it did to me. I am upsetted by the fact that I am forced to make an introduction for that music. There is only moombahton in this post. I hope it does not make to touch your penis or vagina. Be careful.

GO GRAB ALL NEW FUCKING MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP PUSSY FACES!

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THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO SEPT 24TH IN TORONTO!   Leave a comment

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK HERE!

FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD STREET BATTLE   Leave a comment

Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! Whatever that means. Which one is shotgun to you? Is your mom shotgun? Is your sister shotgun? YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! Anyway. Let’s pop some tunes into the CD player and have ourselves a time AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SLUTCLOUDS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! What is going on? Are you enjoying your days? Do you guys all work? Can you go on blogs at McDonalds? We are surprised if you can. Where is this McDonalds? It must be the best McDonalds in the world. All they do is play soundclouds with their fucking Big Macs and instead of ketchup they serve dubstep with the fries. Moombahton happy meals. McBassalds. That’s a restaurant we can all get behind we will eat there all the time. Get fat. Have to go to the gym. Become anorexic. It will be a fucking life. Anyway, let’s look at the menu AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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ESTUPENDO SOUNDCLOUD WEDNESDAY   2 comments

You see that shit? That’s the fucking hottest pepper in the world. What is it called? We fucking forgot, all we did is look up “hottest pepper” on Google and take this picture. This shit will burn the fuck out of your mouth. Maybe you will die. Have you reserved a plot at the graveyard yet? No? You’re screwed. Before you die you need to listen to some music. You need to listen to some soundclouds. THEY ARE AFTER THE JUMP!

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