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MINIMAXX & DJEJ ARE…ANTES DE LA FIESTA. FREE BOOTLEG COLLECTION   Leave a comment

This shit came out while we were at SXSW. Didn’t get a chance to check it out until now. Real good shit from your boyz MiniMaXx & DJEJ. They drop a bunch of edits and some originals and for sure you can see why they got onto Rot10 Muzik cuz shit is tight as a virgin’s vagina. These are some good ass tools if you’re playing to people who don’t really fuck with moombah. CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKS!

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THE RETURN OF SOUNDCLOUDS   2 comments

Hey bitch suckers. What the fuck is going the fuck on? What the fuck has gone wrong with this place? Are we some kind of legitimate blog or something that posts actual releases by fuckers instead of just a fucking bunch of soundclouds with swearing and stills from stupid 1980’s films? NO! We are not. We are just a bunch of fucking hacks who don’t do any fucking analysis and say stupid shit and generally bring down the ART and SCIENCE of musical blogging. Music blogging is obviously the most noble of mostly unpaid professions. Anyway. Let’s just stop talking about that stuff and focus instead on music and your mom’s pussy. The most important things. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS AFTER THE JUMP CUNT LICKERS!

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MJ FI DEAD   Leave a comment

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

So, Michael Jackson is dead. It’s pretty crazy. What are we supposed to do with this? Are we now expected to mourn him? It’s a tough call because if he were still alive at this moment it would be an easy bet that someone out there would be making a joke about him. It’s also tough because the man who died yesterday had pretty much stopped making any meaningful contribution to the world of music years ago. His work certainly informs the music that is made today and will certainly inform the music of the future but that process was bound to happen regardless of his survival. The man himself was a freakshow. Most of you certainly thought so two days ago and there is no reason to stop thinking that now. I guess the importance of his death the way we see it stems from the fact that his passing reinforces the fact that the world of our childhoods and the world of today are more distinct than ever. His passing is a mark on the clock. The hands have now moved so much forward that to ignore the inexorable march of time and, therefore, the limited time allotted to us in our lives is impossible. This is the post-jacksonian era.

What will the post-jacksonian era look like you may ask? What new shape will our world take on? A few things are certain:

1. Tobago will split from Trinidad.

2. Dane Cook will stop making “comedy”.

3. This will stop:

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5. Cargo pants will become office wear.

6. Enough of this list.

Who can forget Michael Jackson’s incredible adventures. Like the time he captained a spaceship with a rag-tag crew to a garbage planet and taught them the power of dance and the gift of beauty:

Yes, we like to undermine our own insightful commentary.

Posted June 26, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FUCK IT! ANOTHER SONG OF THE DAY: JUSA – AFRICAN AIRHORN DANCE   1 comment

Jusa

Jusa

Jusa – African Airhorn Dance (zshare)

Yeah, we were gonna do just one but this song is fucking awesome and is a celebration. Look at this video:

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This guy is from Zimbabwe and makes african dancehall. This is the music you need for the weekend! We will be fucking playing this on Friday! Also, RIP MICHAEL JACKSON!

Posted June 25, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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ANOTHER SONG OF THE DAY: MICHAEL JACKSON – BAD (MOWGLI IS BAD REMIX)   Leave a comment

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson – Bad (Mowgli is Bad Remix) (zshare)

Michael Jackson has it hard. Everyone is kicking him down right now. It doesn’t make any sense. He’s just a guy that likes to frolic with children on mountain pastures and then stumbles into Joe Pesci’s lair and then gets transported to the 1920’s and Joe Pesci is still after him and he gets cornered. It’s true. We saw it here:

And then he transformed into a car and after sang Smooth Criminal:

and then transformed into a giant robot and killed that asshole Joe Pesci and his henchmen with missiles:

The guy is a war hero for god sakes! Show some respect! Sto hates this remix.

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