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MINIMAXX & DJEJ ARE…ANTES DE LA FIESTA. FREE BOOTLEG COLLECTION   Leave a comment

This shit came out while we were at SXSW. Didn’t get a chance to check it out until now. Real good shit from your boyz MiniMaXx & DJEJ. They drop a bunch of edits and some originals and for sure you can see why they got onto Rot10 Muzik cuz shit is tight as a virgin’s vagina. These are some good ass tools if you’re playing to people who don’t really fuck with moombah. CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKS!

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FUCK SOUNDCLOUD CLASSIC MOOMBAHTON MEGAPOST   1 comment

John C Reilly fucking knows! We can continue without Soundcloud! We can take this opportunity to revisit some classic shit. Are you guys up on your early moombahton? Why don’t we jump in a fucking time machine and check out some of the tracks that are the foundation of this shit. Maybe you have these tracks but maybe you don’t. Maybe you lost all the files on you computer. Whatever. Let’s be nostalgic AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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FUCKING SO HUNGOVER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS ARE TOO LOUD BUT GOTTA POST THEM   1 comment

Hey look at this shit here fuckers! It’s motherfucking Billy the Gent of the District of Columbia spinning musics who is a gentleman and a fucking moombahscholar. Shit is real up in here. Or rather was real. This was last night at the fucking  S L O W E D party at the Crawford in Toronto where we got to meet the fucking Torro Torroses and the Dos Mundoses and the Billy the Gentses and all the other moombahfuckers in Toronto. It was like a family picnic where all the food was booze and everyone ate too much. Here are your fucking soundclouds. Leave us alone. We are sick. Our shits are terrible. CLICK AFTER THE JUMP!

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PLAN B & THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN IN…WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS – FIST OF FURY: THE 69TH CHAMBER   1 comment

Fist of Fury: The 69th Chamber (save as)

Finally, the powers of Walmer are united to form the Fist of Fury! This mix delivers a punch in the face to other djs on the scene making suckas reconsider their life choices. Time to take up knitting! Sleeping on this dubstep, b-more, electro madness is like sleeping on a bed of nails!

Tracklist:

Plan B:

Masters At Work – Work 2009 (DJ Marsi & Bart Remix)
Busy Signal – Pum Pum Pum (Remix)
Ludacris – How Low (Cobra Don Bmore Remix)
Kazey & Bulldog – For Da Real G’s (French Fries Remix)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Sissy Nobby – Lay Me Down (DJ Sega Remix)
The Partysquad – Crazyfunkystyle
N*E*R*D – Enveryone Nose (Douster Remix)

Plan B:

A1 Bassline – 8Oh8
Gooffee – The Siren Song
French Fries – Senta

The Dirty Frenchman:

Soda ‘n’ Suds – Fuck House (DJ Manaia Mashed Up Style Remix)
Lady Chann – Sticky Situation (Toddla T Remix)
Busy Signal – Just Wanna Fuck
Major Lazer – Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

Plan B:

Debonair Samir – Freaky Girl
A1 Bassline – We Love Pussy
Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Doorly Remix)
Kid Sister – Pro Nails (Rusko Remix)
R Kelly – Number One (Jimmy2Times Club Rmx)

The Dirty Frenchman:

Schlachthofbronx/Sgwejegweje – Mujava Remix

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

SONG OF THE DAY DOUBLE POST OF GOODNESS: BASEMENT JAXX – RAINDROPS (DOORLY’S DUBSTEP REMIX) b/w DIZZEE RASCAL AND ARMAND VAN HELDEN – BONKERS (DOORLY’S REMIX)   3 comments

BASEMENT JAXX @ INDUSTRY CIRCA 1999

BASEMENT JAXX @ INDUSTRY

Basement Jaxx – Raindrops (Doorly’s Dubstep Remix) (Zshare)

Not many people would believe this about Plan B, him being such a world’s authority on hip hop and all, but back in the day he was a big Basement Jaxx fan. He even saw them play a couple of times at Industry nightclub back when such a beast existed and Koolhaus (Kool Name!). Even though creatively they’ve taken their own route that Plan B’s interests haven’t always followed, being as magnanimous as he is he still acknowledges when they do something good. Raindrops itself doesn’t really blow his mind as, to him at least, it’s pretty reminiscent of a formula that they’ve been following since their Rooty LP, but this Doorly remix of it is pretty sweet. Much of what Doorly produces is pretty sweet actually.

BET NO ONE BLOGGED DIS PIC BITCH!!

BET NO ONE BLOGGED DIS PIC BITCH!!

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Doorly’s Remix) (Zshare)

Which brings us to double post territory. Not only can Plan B put his giant ego aside to acknowledge the occasional flash of musical greatness, such is also the case when someone brings something good to his attention. This song that The Dirty Frenchman is known for playing is as the title suggests: Bonkers. This turns mild-mannered normally polite Canadian clubs into little Scottish pubs with fanatical footie fans on their 20th pint at the ass end of a Sacred Hearts of Midlothian loss. Foreheads sail for the closest nose bridge and skirts ride up as speakers get straddled. This is the Doorly Dubstep remix too, so this all happens at half speed, kind of like hooliganism on Quaaludes. Whoa. Too deep? That’s enough of this shit for one day.

0:30 of this video very succinctly describes this song.

DON’T FORGET TO COME OUT TO WALMERCLAT THIS SATURDAY!!!

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