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FREE TROPICAL BASS EP. GATOS LOCOS ARE…SELVA RAVE   1 comment

Cocobass is fucking back. Where’d you think they went? Nowhere. They holdin shit down like champs. This is a crazy new release for these guys with experimental originals and remixes from young hotshots in the game like Photo Romance and Max Le Daron and seasoned veterans like Top Billin and Javier Estrada. Normally shit like this doesn’t come for free. But this does. You can get this EP for about the same price an average person pays for sex which should be nothing. If your answer was that the average person should pay $3000 for sex then you got problems. If your answer is that the average person should pay $10 for sex then you got bigger problems. Forget your problems. GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EP AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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PRE NEW YEAR MOOMBAHTON PRE CUM   Leave a comment

What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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ALL MOOMBAHTON POST IN YOUR FUCKING FACE LIKE A SLAP   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Do you have any blow? It’s me again, John C Reilly. I’m just was looking to score blow but also just wanted to tell you about fucking moombahton music and how I listen to it on my free time. I know I look like Colonel Sanders. I’m playing fucking Colonel Sanders in the movie about his fucking life. Yeah, it’s big. But the thing is, I need blow to play him. I need blow and then I do it and I listen to moombahton and then I “become” Colonel Sanders. His mind was like blow and moombahton mixed. That’s how he came up with the secret recipe for fried chicken that everyone wanted to eat like assholes. I was hanging out with Emilio Estevez on the weekend and he had great blow. He always had great blow. We always have good times out on the town me and him. You guys should come too. You know what, I’m just gonna fucking call Emilio. Forget the blow. I’m just gonna get it from him. Here take this moombahton though. GO GRAB A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON TRACKS AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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