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A FEW FUCKING TRACKS FOR THE WEEKEND   Leave a comment

ImageLook at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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A BUNCH OF FUCKING HARRY FRAUD PRODUCED TRACKS FOR FREE   Leave a comment

If you listen to fucking rap music in this fucking day and age then you have to know who the fuck Harry Fraud is. If you don’t then you are not as cool as you think you are and need to start hanging your head in shame more. What does he do? Produces shit. Like what? Like this:

Do you get it now? You should because we’ve talked about him before. Anyway, if you want some dope tunes that your broke ass can afford because they’re fucking free then GO GRAB THEM ALL AFTER THE JUMP!

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WINTER BASS   Leave a comment

Who the fuck is rocking a Walmer sticker now. Is it 2Deep? It is! Crazy! Have checked out any 2Deep tunes yet? Go fucking do it! Here is the soundcloud. You like good music right? So then you like 2Deep. You can’t like one and not the other. IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Do the research. Anyway we gotta go and have sex with your mom’s so while we do that why don’t you go check out some hot ass bass. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOMEONE GIVE JUICY J A CALCULATOR AND A LIGHTER   Leave a comment

GRAB THE TUNE HERE!

Posted January 10, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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THE SOUNDCLOUDS YOU WROTE ABOUT IN YOUR DIARY   1 comment

Hey little baby, you gonna cry and write about your period in your diary? You gonna go in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you got a big dick or if you’re a girl that you have big fucking vagina? Is that something that girls care about? Who has the biggest vagina? Is that like some kind of secret sisterhood hierarchy? No? Have you guessed we’re all dudes by how misogynistic we are? Yes? What about applying your powers of deduction to deducing why these tracks are so hot. Which fucking tracks? THE ONES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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BIG SOUNDCLOUDS IN LITTLE CHINA   Leave a comment

Enchanté! Karl Lagerfeld taught me that that’s how motherfuckers say “Hi” in Germany. Crazy eh? By the way, I’m noted American thespian Curtis James Jackson III. Hahaha! Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears! That’s acting! That’s how you do it! I live in fucking Connecticut now! Grey Poupon fuckers! I just eat a whole jar of that shit to show how rich I am. Use that shit as fuckin moisturizer too. Fuckin burns my fuckin face. I feed lobster to my dogs. I drive around the fuckin golf course in a Cadillac. That my fuckin golf cart. I have to pay for the whole golf course to be replanted with grass every time I play. That’s my fucking life. Don’t wear it out. Fuck yeah. Check out these fucking songs AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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AFTER THE FIRE THERE ARE ONLY ASHES   Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron:

Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the party amazing as fuck. How about we go grab some tunes and have ourselves a fucking time at our respective workplaces being tired and pretending to work but really looking at blogs. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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SMOKE ONE   Leave a comment

 

Part 2 & 3 after the jump…

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RAP IS BACK FROM VACATION TOO, FUCKS   Leave a comment

Yeah, not only moombah gets to fucking relax round this bitch..

While we were away this came out, did you get it? You should have so here it is for free…It features all your mom’s favorite Coke Boys, French Montana, Chinx Drugz, Flip, Cheeze, Charlie Rock and even Global Bass pioneer Uncle Murda.. Click the fucking pic to download it.

This is on it..

Lambo version and more good shit after the flip bitch…

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TRAP AND MOOMBAHTON: TRAP RAVE?   Leave a comment

Her bros! Are you fucking fans of the rap musics? Are you fans of the trap musics? Are you fans of the moombahtons? If you said yes to all these then you will love this new Trap Rave EP from Skinny Friedman. If you said no to any of those then you will hate it. Or maybe not. Maybe you will be like “Walmer can’t fucking tell me what I’m gonna think and feel. I’m gonna fucking like this just to show them. Fuck Walmer Conveneince”. Spite is the best reason to like things it’s true. So go grab this shit. The link and the streams for the songs are after the jump. You have to fucking tweet his shit to get the free download and then its like “So I have to fucking have twitter to grab that shit?”. If you don’t have twitter then go fuck yourself. If you do have twitter than GO GRAB THIS AFTER THAT JUMP FUCKERS!:

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