Here’s another EP we fucking slept on for a bit. You got two fucking originals from the moombahton dons 2Deep and DJR and then you got fucking remixes from your boys Melo and Quality who deliver the hot hit better than UPS. This ain’t your uncle’s music. This ain’t your fucking second cousin’s. This is your music. This is your time. Grab that shit! AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!
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Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!
No. It’s a bunch of top notch fucking producers who made songs through the internet like it was World of Warcraft or something. Except the probably get laid. Anyway, the download link is after the fucking jump. GO STREAM THE TRACKS AND DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE THING. THIS IS FUCKING BIG! Read the rest of this entry »
Pop quiz hotshot! The Pickster comp “The Rise Of Moombahton: Today We Were Kings” comes at your fucking face at 60 miles per hour. What do you do? Boom! Trick question. It’s music. You put it onto your computer and you dj that shit til your hands, ears and eyes bleed. This comp will not wash your fucking car and finger your girlfriend while you watch CSI: Miami. No. But it’s gonna donkey punch your senses and give your brain a dirty sanchez. Who the fuck is on this? Pickster? Melo? Sluggo? Ledoom? Mendez? ETC!ETC! Chong X? Jon Kwest? Jay Fay? Skinny Friedman? Jake Twell? Jamrock? Javier Estrada? UFO!? Apt One? Bro Safari? Other dudes we don’t know? You would be ok with just one of these dudes on some shit but now you got them all in one place and it becomes fucking explosive. So do what you have to do. Take the fucking Nestea™ plunge into this shit. You’ll be covered in ice tea but you’ll be loving your fucking life. GRAB THE COMP AND STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!
Do you like classic rape? Uh, we mean do you like classic rap? Well if you like that and the moombahton then you have stumbled on the right fucking blog post. Jon Kwest, one of the leading compilation makers in the world of the moombahton has served up another fucking doozie to make your ass move like it’s remote controlled. But wait, don’t take our word for it. Take Mel Gibson’s word for it:
So with that endorsement go grab the fucking moombah/native tongues compilation and fucking listen to those tracks AFTER THE DAMN JUMP!
Your alarm went the fuck off. You got the fuck out of bed. You took a fucking shower. You jerked the fuck off in the shower. You fucking went on the internet. You went the fuck to Walmer Fucking Convenience. You clicked on this fucking post. You fucking downloaded the fucking El Cuco Recordings AZ Gunslingaz EP. That’s the story of your life. Maybe after you went to work. Maybe you stayed at home with your fucking mom and she told you you need a fucking job. Maybe we went to your house and fucked your mom. All that shit is fucking speculation. One thing is for sure. You downloaded the fucking AZ Gunslingaz EP. Hosted by Pickster. GO GRAB IT AND FULFILL YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE AFTER THE JUMP:
We don’t know why we call this “Super Soundcloud Wednesday”. We post soundclouds all the time. Nothing special there. But we still call it that. So get used to it. Life is best if you don’t ask questions. Life is best if you shut up. But keep your ears open because sometimes you might hear some good fucking music. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you hate all the stuff we post and you make sure to visit our blog everyday to be like “look at this crap, these guys are stupid cunt motherfuckers that like garbage tunes from shitonia”. Well thanks for boosting our traffic. MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!