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JON KWEST PRESENTS: THE WINTER MOOMBAHTON 2012 – THE WINTER OF MOOMBAHTON CONFERENCE   Leave a comment

Been wanting to drop this on your asses for a while. This right here is some game changing shit. So many of these tracks are so abstract but they still pop off. The great thing about it is that you get to hear all your favourite classic characters shine like Cam Jus and Pickster & Melo and then you got new cats comin up like Cy Kosis and Don Valdez. It’s really the best of both worlds like Jay-Z and R. Kelly together. The other great thing is that this is being dropped through DJ MAG: THE MAG OF DJS!. GO GRAB THAT FUCKING COMP AND READ THE ARTICLE ON DJ MAG AFTER THE JUMP CUNT-TARDS!

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A BUNCH OF ODDS AND ENDS: MOOMBAH, BASS, RAP, MORE   2 comments

Separated at birth? Haha! Anyway, we got some hot shit in store for you either today or tomorrow but in the meantime we got more music for your stupid asses. We always need to be shoveling out music like a bunch of labourers in a salt mine. GIVE US FUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS! Anyway. Let’s get the is music party started. Enough fucking chit chat. We honestly don’t give a fuck about your wife and kids and if you don’t have kids we don’t give a fuck about your sperm or uterus. This is not the Walmer Convenience Family Blog of Putting Up Pictures My Kids Drew On The Fridge or WCFBPMDOTF. GO GET SOME NEW SHIT AFTER THE JUMP CUNT BRAINS!

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IT’S THE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON ON A FUCKING MONDAY   Leave a comment

Let’s just drop the pretense, drop the jokes but let’s not drop the fucking ball on this shit. What we got here is one big heaping spoonful of moombah heat. He don’t bother with a post on each track. Why waste your time? Do you want us to tell you that we like this music? Of course we fucking do. That’s why we posted it. So just check these the fuck out. Smoke a fat ass joint and enjoy the fuck out of your day. LET’S GO FUCK WITH SOME MOOMBAH GOODNESS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MOOMBAHFUCKING ALL NIGHT LONG   Leave a comment

I am Snoop fucking Dogg. I am so fucking old. I just discovered about moombahtons yesterday. My son told me about the moombahtons music. He’s 30 years old. That’s how fucking old I am. I smoke old people formula weed with viagra supplemented. I fuck these bitches and then I still got a hard on for 3 hours more. Sometimes I just get a bitch to sit on my dick for the rest of the time I have a hard on like that’s her fucking chair. That’s what I call Dogging it. Snoop Dogging it. But enough about me, what about the moombahtons. I only really like them to be honest because it make me feel relevant and like I’m still into shit that young people like. I also like the jukes music for that reason. I have to turn up the music really loud because my hearing is bad. I’m old. LET’S LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF MOOMBAHTON AND DOWNLOAD IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MORE MOOMBAHTON ABUSE   Leave a comment

This is the actor who is named Daniel Glover again! I so angry now! So angry at the fact that no one listened to me from the last post where I told you about the moombahton will make sexual abuse to you! No one is safe from it! Now there is more of the moombahton to touch you in the special way. No one makes thinks of the children! My fist shakes! STOP HAVING LISTEN TO THE FUCKING MOOMBAHTON! AHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGG!

GET MORE MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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MOOMBAHTON FUCKING EAR BEATDOWN   Leave a comment

Hey! Assholes! What’s up! You know what these moombahton tracks are gonna do to you? Gonna bite your fucking ear off is what. Gonna have a fucking piece of your ear missing. That will be your life. You can either deal with it or cry like a baby. An ear-less baby. Nobody wants an ear-less baby. Those get returned to the vagina in exchange for another baby. Because that how pregnancy works. Either that or a fucking bird brings your baby. Bird shit baby. Anyway. Enough about birds and babies. Let’s listen to some moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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