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COUSIN CULO & PHI UNIT ARE…SO EMOTIONAL. ANOTHER FREE ASS EP   Leave a comment

Have you fuckers seen the movie Drive yet? It’s fucking good. The Dirty Frenchman wishes that his life could aesthetically look like the movie. If his life was actually like the movie he would be shitting and pissing hi pants 24 hours a day because he’s a pussy and that movie is violent as fuck. So why the fuck are we talking about the movie Drive? Because this cover for the So Emotional EP by the Cousin Culo (Cousin Cole) and the Phi Unit looks like Drive style shit. Check it out:

Alright maybe it’s not a perfect match but you get it right? If you don’t get it go fuck yourselves. Anyway is this moombahton EP as violent as Drive? Is it as 80’s as drive and the fucking cover suggest? No it is not. Everyone makes it the fuck out alive. And unlike the movie Drive, people have a good time. You will probably not lode everyone you love listening to this EP. In fact, it a pretty key EP for your moombah collection. It’s got solid remixes of pop favourites that will help fuckers be able to play moombahton to people outside the group of people who are up to date on all the fucking music and are supercool and wear nerd glasses and dress like it’s 1993. This is the moombahton that will get moderate level hipsters to dance. The only weak point is that they didn’t make a fucking remix of this:

WHY DON’T YOU JUST SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND GRAB THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING FREE AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MOOMBAHLUV II: FUCK AND FUCKABILITY   1 comment

Just in time for Halloween, Generation Bass brings out Moombahluv II: Fuck & Fuckability based on the novel Push by Sapphire. If you loved the Moombahsoul series from Heartbreak then this is right up your fucking alley! Listen to this shit in the bathroom while you jerk off or in the bedroom while you finger a pussy or a butthole. Sex time. Read Neil Queen Jones’ words about Moombahluv II, download the fucking music and stream that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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WEDNESDAY MOOMBAHTON PLUNDER & BUGGERY   1 comment

You took fucking drugs. You went to a museum. You couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on. You threw up everywhere. Everyone was pissed. They banned you from the museum for life. Now you can’t get fucking art smart. You walked down the fucking street. You slipped on a piece of runny dog shit. You twisted your fucking ankle. while you were on the ground crying like a bitch you saw a place. It was another museum. A moombahton museum. You went inside. You heard these fucking tracks that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSCLOWNS!

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