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A SHITLOAD OF HOT TRACKS   Leave a comment

Who is this fucker? It’s Canblaster. You can hardly tell though. We could have said it was Skrillex or Paul Oakenfold. No one would know. But it’s Canblaster. We saw him on New Year’s Eve in Toronto thanks to the Mansions. They just amass killer lineups for parties. Check them out if you are in town somehow. That Canblaster is a chill dude and awesome dj. Fucking boy wonder musical genius. Anyway, why talk about shit when we can just listen to some fucking tracks and download them and then play them when we have someone over to our place to have sex. GO GET SOME MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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POST APOCALYPTIC BASS: NO MOOMBAH FUCKERS   Leave a comment

After the fucking apocalypse there will be no room for moombahton. No light-hearted fun at the end of the world. We will need bass and plenty of it. People who listen to moombahton after the apolcalypse will be moving too slow. Cannibals will easily catch up with them. People who are listening to bass may be moving even slower. But they will be heavily armed with axes and hammers. People who listen to moombahton will be armed with hugs. You can’t kill a person with hugs unless you are some kind of musclebound bohemoth. There are probably like 3 people in the world that like moombahton and are also musclebound bohemoths. They will be the only people to carry the moombahton torch into the future. They still might get fucking killed by a bunch of people who like bass music if those people gang up on them. HERE’S SOME BASS MUSIC TO BE PREPARED AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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PRE NEW YEAR MOOMBAHTON PRE CUM   Leave a comment

What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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JUKE YEARS?   Leave a comment

What the fuck is this? Is this a juke New Year? It is! Why? Why not. Does this mean that Santa Clause is gonna dance like a motherfuck for the holidays? Yes. How does the Juke New Year work? YOU CLICK AFTER THE JUMP AND YOU FUCKING DOWNLOAD ALL THE TRACKS!

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BASS MUSIC FOR CREEPS   Leave a comment

Where do you listen to music? The girl’s bathroom? The school playground? You’re a creep. Even if you’re a girl it’s kinda creepy unless you have a kid and the kid is playing on the playground and you happen to be there to look after the little fucker. But then even if that is the case, why do you have your headphones on? Maybe your kid is screaming. You’ll never hear them. You’re a bad mother. This is not Parenting Today. Is there a blog called Parenting Today? Who cares. Fuckers are here for some fucking tunes so why don’t we drop the pretense and get straight to the point. Just straight up bass music for your stupid asses. GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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THE NEW WAVE OF MOOMBAHTON COMPILATION FROM THE GENERATION BASS AND MIXMAGAZINE   1 comment

So this right here is the New Wave of Moombahton comp from The Generation Bass & Mixmagazine. Moombahton is a very long and storied genre so it was fucking obvious that after all the old farts that started this genre have gone on to bigger better things it was important to give a platform for the youthful new producers that have now begun to gain prominence in the historic genre and are helping to renew it and keep it fucking fresh. Whatever one thinks about the fucking reasoning, the compilation rocks harder than your mom gets rocked every night. And then harder than that. Some of these motherfuckers are turning into stars in their own right. If you don’t grab all these tracks then really you don’t like moombahton and if you don’t like moombahton then you don’t like life and if you don’t like life then kill yourself. To avoid ending your life prematurely you need to get this. They got fuckers like our Toronto boy Paul David on this shit, Kid Cedek, 2Deep, Chong X, STLKRFXXX, babySTEPS, Freaky Philip, Cabo Blanco and so many other assholes.

So take the razor blades off your arms and GO GRAB THIS COMP AFTER THE JUMP! LINK, TRACKLIST, AND SOME SOUNDCLOUD STREAMS ALL THERE FOR YOU CUNT MUNCHERS!

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MOOMBAHLUV II: FUCK AND FUCKABILITY   1 comment

Just in time for Halloween, Generation Bass brings out Moombahluv II: Fuck & Fuckability based on the novel Push by Sapphire. If you loved the Moombahsoul series from Heartbreak then this is right up your fucking alley! Listen to this shit in the bathroom while you jerk off or in the bedroom while you finger a pussy or a butthole. Sex time. Read Neil Queen Jones’ words about Moombahluv II, download the fucking music and stream that shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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