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108% MOOMBAH TALKING: A BUNCH OF FUCKS REMIX THE KNIFE PARTY. MORE GOOD FREE MUSIC   Leave a comment

Here’s some fucking info: We don’t know who the fuck Knife Party are. Maybe they are popular. We still don’t fucking know. Make us feel bad. Try. We don’t give a shit. So we can’t say shit about how these compare to the originals. Maybe the original tracks blow these the fuck outta the water or maybe these are like the greatest improvement ever for these tracks. What we can tell you is that these are some stellar ass tracks that will rock shit harder than the postman rocks you mom. You got fucking Ckrono on this shit, Two Sev,  Go Buck! and Delicious Layzas shooting out bangers like bullets. That’s really all you need to know. Cover your kid’s ears, this shit is musical filth. It’s corrupting. If your daughter hears this she will turn out to be a whore. Enough said. GO GRAB THE WHOLE EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP BITCH FACES!

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WEDNESDAY MOOMBAHTON PLUNDER & BUGGERY   1 comment

You took fucking drugs. You went to a museum. You couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on. You threw up everywhere. Everyone was pissed. They banned you from the museum for life. Now you can’t get fucking art smart. You walked down the fucking street. You slipped on a piece of runny dog shit. You twisted your fucking ankle. while you were on the ground crying like a bitch you saw a place. It was another museum. A moombahton museum. You went inside. You heard these fucking tracks that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSCLOWNS!

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WALMER IS BACK IN BUSINESS! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU’RE COOL, FUCK YOU!   Leave a comment

There was a moment recently where assholes and assholettes were stuck reading earnest blogs that talk about music in a way that they want the artist’s dick (or vagina) in their mouth. It was a dark time. Posts on Walmer were sparse. That time is over. Vacation is finished. You wanna relax in the sun then go hang out with the old folks in Florida or take a fucking Carnival Cruise or some shit. This is not Club Med or Sandals resort. So much fucking shit came out while we were gone. This post will get some of the individual songs. We gonna make a post about EPs too. It’s gonna be a festival of light. Gonna be like a fucked up Diwali mixed with Easter and Kwanzaa. Let’s get to that shit after the jump and look forward to new exclusives and new parties this fucking fall. Watch out. Click to see the tracks AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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