Archive for the ‘sizzla’ Tag

JON KWEST PUT OUT A SHITLOAD OF FREE MUSIC RECENTLY   Leave a comment

This happened like a fucking week or more ago (our life is fucking quickly slipping through our fingers). Don’t know if you fuckers got it but if you didn’t well, here it is. Enjoy it. It’s a bunch of great edits of popular tracks into moombahton form. We are not even gonna fucking tell what tracks they are. Not for a special fucking reason. We just don’t really know. He listed them somewhere. We’re to fucking lazy to look them up. Oh! Fuck wait. There they are. Alright well them listen to a whole fucking mix of all his “Special ReKwest” edits and them fucking download them all. For fucking free. AFTER THE JUMP YOU STUPID FAT FUCKS!

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WEDNESDAY MOOMBAHTON PLUNDER & BUGGERY   1 comment

You took fucking drugs. You went to a museum. You couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on. You threw up everywhere. Everyone was pissed. They banned you from the museum for life. Now you can’t get fucking art smart. You walked down the fucking street. You slipped on a piece of runny dog shit. You twisted your fucking ankle. while you were on the ground crying like a bitch you saw a place. It was another museum. A moombahton museum. You went inside. You heard these fucking tracks that are AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASSCLOWNS!

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CLASSICAL DANCEHALL TRACK: PUMP UP HER PUM PUM   Leave a comment

Do you have this?

If you don’t then go get it after the jump. Dancehall basics:

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Posted September 12, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SOUNDCLOUDS FOR KIDS!   Leave a comment

Hey bros! Do you like pogs? We don’t because we’re adults. But maybe you are a child. What are you doing here? Your parents have really dropped the ball if you are here. They’re like “We don’t fuckin’ care. Look at whatever you want. What would you like to drink? Vodka? Beer?”. You’re pretty cool kids though if that is what you are. Maybe in a few years you can be like French Fries here. Seems like just yesterday he was coming out of his mom’s vagina and now look at him: killing a crowd in Toronto in a Chinese restaurant. Good to the Mansions and the Earmilks for having him come down and play the music even though he was ill. The Dirty Frenchman got so drunk he couldn’t fucking eat until 8pm the next day. You could live that life one day kids. MUSIC AFTER THAT JUMP YOU CUNTS!…

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SERIOUSHALL   Leave a comment

Let’s be serious for a moment guys. FART! We’re retards.

WE HAVE MODERATE CLOUT VOL 1   Leave a comment

This is our limo:

this is our mansion:

WE GOT MODERATE CLOUT BITCHES! WE AT WALMER BE BUYIN’ DOUBLE BIG MACS WHILE OTHA SUCKAS BE GOIN’ “I WANT A CHEESEBURGER PLEASE” LIKE PUSSIES!

MODERATE CLOUT BITCHES!

Why do we say this? Because we get sent songs now instead of digging around for songs like suckas. We’re a real music blog. Someone, someone stupid, thinks we have some kind of pull over people’s tastes. Sure not all the songs are great and we will feature those too (sorry but it’s true. some people need to go back to making music university to finish that degree they dropped out of). But this one is not bad:

The Vibes: A Sizzla Tale – Talen (sendspace)

Good work Talen! You did well with this song! We are not sarcastic! No really we are not being sarcastic. Fine, fuck off. Anyway they are Swiss mothafuckers and that is about all we know because that is what was in the email we were sent. So do something like look out for them. Or not.

Posted November 24, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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