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We’ve been a little late blogging these but not as late as your girlfriend’s period! Wonder what that means? Comedy! Anyway, last week two free moombah albums came out that are worth way more than the $0 people are charging for them. One is from the blog 110bpm.ca and the other is from the group The Smash & Grabs. The 110bpm.ca one is packed with some nice tracks that you can definitely use to make the booties of female ladies move on the dancingfloor. The one from The Smash & Grabs called Only The Tips is an exploration into the many possibilties of the moombahton with things like moombahpolk, moombahtek, moombahsouls and moombahetc. So what you are going to do is GO GRAB THES TWO FREE MOOMBAHCOMPS AFTER THE JUMP!

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Hey dudes. There is a lot you are not sure of. If you like boys or girls. If smoking all that fucking weed is making you smarter or dumber. If you will have a place to live in the next month. That last on was sad but don’t worry, no matter how homeless you are there will always be good music in your Discman if you go to Beatport and buy this new EP from perhaps the person in the music industry who deserves it the most: Fucking Munchi. Dude is humble, dude is well centered, and dude has great taste in blogs. We’re gonna put up both parts of this interview that was done for  Generation Bass (our rival blog that is 1000 times more popular), but, really only the last 30 seconds of part 1 count as important.

How’s that for shout outs. Love is sent back your way dude. Anyway. You don’t really care about all this bullshit we’re spouting. You just want some music. The EP is great with all your old Muchi favourites remastered so that they don’t sound like they were made in a closet in someone’s mom’s house. One has vocals now. Find the link to buy the music at Beatport and a promo mix Munchi made AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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First time in in 15 years we have thought about Cypress Hill. If you go here you can get this song for free if that’s what you want.

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Right now, people are making music that dolphins can get into. It’s called fucking Seapunk and either you’re in it taking a swim or your standing on dry land like some kinda fool. We talked about it before. We gonna talk about it again. Take a splash in this new ocean. Take a piss in this new ocean. Don’t take a shit though. That shit floats and everyone will see it and plus it might float back to the beach and then you will have to pretend it is not yours and look shocked when you see it. LET’S GRAB THOSE NEW TUNES AFTER THE JUMP!

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Don’t ask us what the fuck Booty Full Step means but ask yourself “Why have I not downloaded that shit?”. It’s free. It’s not like a fucking movie that will eat up your bandwidth and it’s fucking good. There are no minuses in this. What do you get for your minimal trouble? A tossed salad of dopeness made of different global bass genres like moombahton, baile funk, b-more and other winning shit. It’s energetic, you might get laid if you play it. Lots of reasons. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

ATTEND THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EVENT HERE!

SEE YOU IN FUCKING AUSTIN ASSHOLES!

MORE INFO TO COME!

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Look at that shit. That’s Mount fucking Everest. That’s the pile up of moombah that has been accumulating in our fucking inbox from not blogging tracks for a fucking week. People are fucking relentless. But that’s good. Motherfuckers makin’ content for us. If not then this shit would be like posting pictures of dogs eating sandwiches with George Lopez or something. Some kind of tumblr meme shit. But it’s not. There is lots of moombah to talk about. Let’s look at it like a family. Holding hands in a non gay way. Let’s go AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!

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GRAB IT HERE CUNT FACES!