Archive for January 2012

CAPLETON DRIVES TRUCKS AND DOES FUCKING CONCERTS   Leave a comment

GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TRACK HERE!

Posted January 31, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MR GHETTO IS BACK!   Leave a comment

#HAKUNA

#MATATA

 

Posted January 31, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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NEW VIDEO OF MUNCHI WITH SOME 40 YEAR OLD WHITE DUDE MAKING A RAP AND SARAH YOUNG IN IT FOR A FEW SECONDS   Leave a comment

 

Posted January 31, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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WEEKEND PARTY TIME FUCKFEST   Leave a comment

These people are fucking partying, who are they partying to? US FUCKERS! That’s who. We demolished 751 on Saturday like your dad demolished your mom and inpregnated her with you. That’s how we roll. At points bitches were dancing on tables and shit. Do we have photos of that? No. Are we lying then? You’ll never know. Whatever, we took a bunch of shitty pics. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP AND CHECK CRAPPY PICS OF THE BAD TASTE JAM! BIG UP STEVE ROCK OF THE GOOD KIDS FOR HAVING US!

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DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT BUT THE SONG IS FUCKING SICK   Leave a comment

BUSTA

RHYMES

IS BACK

GRAB THIS FUCKING TRACK HERE

Posted January 30, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FROM NOW ON YOU’LL BE ADDING SECRET SAUCE TO YOUR SETS   1 comment

What is Secret Sauce? Who is Secret Sauce? Are talking about Big Mac McDonalds hamburgers? No. We are talking about people. People from Kansas City. If you pay only a bit of attention to the moombah scene you know who the fuck we talkin about: Brent Tactic, DJ B-Stee and DJ Archi. If you were fast enough you probably already heard a tune from these motherfuckers. Remember Jon Kwest’s Lighter compilation of remixed drum & bass tunes that old irrelevant producers got their granny panties in a twist about? Well they did a remix of Doc Scott up in that bitch (the dude whose panties were most in a twist). Now they got a fucking soundcloud, and some big support from those clever fucks at Vamos Promo. Even Richard Branson pulled a special stunt for theit grand launch today:

I celebrate the launch of Secret Sauce like this. So should you. Buy my space trips.

So what the fuck do you do now? You go grab their 2 FREE tracks after the jump and you can get the track those drum and bass fatcats didn’t want you to hear. LET’S GO!

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A CHILD AND BUSTA RHYMES WITH HOT CHICKS   1 comment

They hang out and pick up bitches.

GRAB THE TRACK HERE!

Posted January 30, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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DJ VOUS IS…ROSWELL. GRAB THE FREE EP!   Leave a comment

What the fuck is this EP? It’s like th movies Blade Runner and Drive fucked and then had a baby in the desert. That’s what this shit is all about. Maybe you are sayin to yourselves “This is all fun and good Walmer, but this EP has been out for a week and a half. You’re a bunch of late ass fucks.” And that would be true. We are late ass fucks. Everything we like is out of date. We use Myspace or sorry, _space. We never check our inbox. Anyway, what are we going on about? JUST DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING EP AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted January 27, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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INTERVIEW WITH JIMI NEEDLES. CATCH HIS NEW MIX ON RAMP FM TOMORROW.   Leave a comment

Who is Jimi Needles? Is he just a man with a gun for a head or is he more than that? Is he a dj? Is he a producer? Is he a musician? All of the above? Well if you stay tuned you can find the fuck out because we interviewed this fucker. Jimi is a longtime friend of Walmer fucking Convenience Musical Blog and is reponsible for some of our early favourite moombahton and moombahcore tracks. Check out his soundcloud. He gave us a heads up that he had a new mix coming out on RAMP FM tomorrow (you will have to ask him about what time it is playing because we forgot to ask him before putting this up).

Anyway, we did a little interview with this fucker so why don’t you guys go check it out AFTER THE JUMP!

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FREE CHONG X EP: DANZA DEL FUEGO   Leave a comment

This just came to us this morning. Motherfucking Chong X just sent us this. This fucker follows up his progressive and envelope pushing Toritos EP with another trip to the boundaries of moombahton & other sounds of South America. The song Angry Aztec is deep and somehow makes one feel like they are in fucking Egypt but Egypt in South America. Frantic Factory is fucking cinematic as fuck and should be the soundtrack for the movie Hugo II: Dr Rapenstein. The title Track Danza Del Fuego makes throat singing catchy and is gonna be the standout track from this while Milagros is the song you listen to while you creep up on villagers in the jungle on a moonless night. Or maybe it’s a sexy song. Who knows? But enough of this fucking description. LET’S GO GRAB THAT EP AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted January 27, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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