Archive for February 24, 2012

SANTERON IS…QUE TE PISO. BUY IT TODAY!   Leave a comment

So those El Cuco fuckers sent us this fucking new heat (they always got heat). This dude Santeron is like some fucking Cuban dude, living in Cuba, who got his music out via mule(?). Crazy. Apparently, internet censorship in Cuba is really tight and you can’t even download and upload files and shit. Here we were this whole time thinking it was some kind of lazy dictatorship where you are lacking of some rights but you got the sunshine and the beach and shit. Never knew it was like that. No matter what this is great music. So really we are fucking lucky as hell to get a chance to buy it. What you should do is go buy this track. Where? RIGHT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted February 24, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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A BUNCH OF FUCKING HARRY FRAUD PRODUCED TRACKS FOR FREE   Leave a comment

If you listen to fucking rap music in this fucking day and age then you have to know who the fuck Harry Fraud is. If you don’t then you are not as cool as you think you are and need to start hanging your head in shame more. What does he do? Produces shit. Like what? Like this:

Do you get it now? You should because we’ve talked about him before. Anyway, if you want some dope tunes that your broke ass can afford because they’re fucking free then GO GRAB THEM ALL AFTER THE JUMP!

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RIFF RAFF IS…TIGER WOODS   Leave a comment

Posted February 24, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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MOOMBAHDEEP. IT’S OUT AND IT’S FREE   Leave a comment

The was a time not long ago when we would talk about deep house as sleep house because, you know, not really the best shit to jolt you in the morning. Suprisingly it’s been the growing amount of deep moombah and lean house shit that has made us come around. You smoke a big flat spliff on an afternoon or late the fuck at night and this shit is fucking perfect. It was compiled by this dude named Ginger Shinobi who we know nothing about except that he is some red headed fucker who likes the classic arcade game. All these facts are well and good but the most important fact for us is that the promotional material for this compilation uses a quote from us like basically us saying that something is cool is a reason for you to download it. Check it:

“If you like music that takes you somewhere and is about the journey rather than the moment then this compilation is for you. This is music that you savour. MoombahDeep is like a long dinner rather than a quick snack. Sophisticated moombahton for adults. Adults who like to spend time in smoky warehouses at 4am.”

-Walmer Convenience 2012

So that’s why you should get this compilation. Because we said that shit. Also it’s pretty good. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKFACES AND PLAY IT AT YOUR AFTERHOURS THIS WEEKEND!

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