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SXSW WEAPONRY MEGAPOST!   Leave a comment

ImageNot gonna fuck around talking our smack on this one. Just gonna post the things you need if you’re playing Austin, Miami or even Boise, Idaho. All this shit will bang at your gig. Pure posting of shit. Nothing else. No commentary. GO GRAB ALL OF IT AFTER THE JUMP!

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BIG MOOMBAH MONDAY   Leave a comment

Look at that shit. That’s Mount fucking Everest. That’s the pile up of moombah that has been accumulating in our fucking inbox from not blogging tracks for a fucking week. People are fucking relentless. But that’s good. Motherfuckers makin’ content for us. If not then this shit would be like posting pictures of dogs eating sandwiches with George Lopez or something. Some kind of tumblr meme shit. But it’s not. There is lots of moombah to talk about. Let’s look at it like a family. Holding hands in a non gay way. Let’s go AFTER THE JUMP CUNT MASTERS!

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MONDAY MOOMBAHTON HOT BEEF INJECTION   Leave a comment

Everyone like fucking beef. Most people prefer that it be heated before they eat it preferably cooked. Not The Dirty Frenchman. He eats that shit so fucking underooked that shit is practically still alive. He’s probably full of diseases. Sexually transmitted and otherwise. But since we are assuming you fuckers are normal and enjoy tracks that are flame broiled well we got the good for you. The are all moombah heaters guranteed to light shit up anytime, anyplace. Go grab the fuck outta them AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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JUKE YEARS?   Leave a comment

What the fuck is this? Is this a juke New Year? It is! Why? Why not. Does this mean that Santa Clause is gonna dance like a motherfuck for the holidays? Yes. How does the Juke New Year work? YOU CLICK AFTER THE JUMP AND YOU FUCKING DOWNLOAD ALL THE TRACKS!

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WALMER CONVENIENCE EXCLUSIVE: ALEX SUPREMEE MOOMBAHFREAK EP!   2 comments

Hey everyone! What the fuck is up? We got some sick ass shit for you today! Alex Supremee and Walmer Motherfucking Convenience have teamed up to bring you the MommbaFreak EP. What the fuck is it? It’s like George Lopez smoked angel dust and had a party on the roof of a dentists office and everyone is huffing laughing gas and girls and guys are grindin’ on each other hard. That’s how we feel when we hear it. And you know what the best shit is? It’s all fucking free fuckers! December just got a whole lot hotter. Listen while you dance, while you brush your teeth, wash your genitals, have sex. It’s all fucking good. And joining that fucker Alex Supremee at the party are like a who’s who of the next American generation of moombahton. Modabot, fucking Mango Troops, Ma-LESS, and so many other fuckers. You know what? Why the fuck are we just talking right now. YOU SHOULD BE DOWNLOADING THIS TO PLAY IN YOUR SETS THIS WEEKEND. GO GRAB AND PREVIEW THE TRACKS AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!   Read the rest of this entry »

NEW FUCKING MUSIC TO MAKE YOU COOL   1 comment

You all want to be cool. All of you fuckers. Admit it. Even if you say you don’t care about being cool it’s just so that you can look cool. You can’t escape. So if that’s your fucking goal than why don’t we watch this video from Malcolm Jamal Warner of TV’s the Cosby Show. You will definitely be fucking cool if you do these things. Especially if you are an adult.

Alright now we’re totally fucking ready to take on the world!

But now that you have this new swag, you need some good tunes to go with it. GO GRAB THOSE FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS!

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