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SMASH & GRAB ARE…SXSW. EXCLUSIVE LIVE MIX RECORDING!   Leave a comment

These two beasts right here are Smash & Grab. Dudes are fucking awesome motherfuckers and monsters of moombahton. Always thought these motherfuckers had a fresh sound but it’s not until you hear them mix, take off their fucking shirt and wile the fuck out that you finally get that these guys are doing some really interesting things with the genre. They play smart moomba that isn’t about bleepy bangers but will still whallop that fuck outta you. Seriously iff you get a chance to see them live just do it. One of the most intersting sets at SXSW. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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Posted March 19, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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FREE MOOMBAH ALBUMS   Leave a comment

ImageWe’ve been a little late blogging these but not as late as your girlfriend’s period! Wonder what that means? Comedy! Anyway, last week two free moombah albums came out that are worth way more than the $0 people are charging for them. One is from the blog 110bpm.ca and the other is from the group The Smash & Grabs. The 110bpm.ca one is packed with some nice tracks that you can definitely use to make the booties of female ladies move on the dancingfloor. The one from The Smash & Grabs called Only The Tips is an exploration into the many possibilties of the moombahton with things like moombahpolk, moombahtek, moombahsouls and moombahetc. So what you are going to do is GO GRAB THES TWO FREE MOOMBAHCOMPS AFTER THE JUMP!

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THE SXSW WALMER INVASION BEGINS   Leave a comment

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ATTEND THE FUCK OUTTA THIS EVENT HERE!

SEE YOU IN FUCKING AUSTIN ASSHOLES!

MORE INFO TO COME!

MOOMBAHDEEP. IT’S OUT AND IT’S FREE   Leave a comment

The was a time not long ago when we would talk about deep house as sleep house because, you know, not really the best shit to jolt you in the morning. Suprisingly it’s been the growing amount of deep moombah and lean house shit that has made us come around. You smoke a big flat spliff on an afternoon or late the fuck at night and this shit is fucking perfect. It was compiled by this dude named Ginger Shinobi who we know nothing about except that he is some red headed fucker who likes the classic arcade game. All these facts are well and good but the most important fact for us is that the promotional material for this compilation uses a quote from us like basically us saying that something is cool is a reason for you to download it. Check it:

“If you like music that takes you somewhere and is about the journey rather than the moment then this compilation is for you. This is music that you savour. MoombahDeep is like a long dinner rather than a quick snack. Sophisticated moombahton for adults. Adults who like to spend time in smoky warehouses at 4am.”

-Walmer Convenience 2012

So that’s why you should get this compilation. Because we said that shit. Also it’s pretty good. GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP FUCKFACES AND PLAY IT AT YOUR AFTERHOURS THIS WEEKEND!

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FUCKING MOOMBAH MEGAPOST   Leave a comment

Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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MOOMBAHTON ABUSE   1 comment

Top of the morning to you fuckers! My name is Daniel Glover. I am a famous American actor of the cinemas. I have millions of dollars from Lethal Weapons and other movies where I am saying shit like “I am to old for this shit!”. Now I really am to old for this shit! But I want to make talks with you about what is a serious things. When I was the child, moombahton touched my penis and made me abused by it. I was very scared! I was too young for this shit! I will always have hate for the moobahton and the sex it did to me. I am upsetted by the fact that I am forced to make an introduction for that music. There is only moombahton in this post. I hope it does not make to touch your penis or vagina. Be careful.

GO GRAB ALL NEW FUCKING MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP PUSSY FACES!

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MOOMBAHLUV   Leave a comment

Moombahluv. It’s the opposite of Moombahhate which is coming soon. Or is it? No, it’s not. Anyway, DJ UMB from the Generation Bass Blog of Global Music got all these fuckers to make this and it’s got some good ass tracks. Maybe you should download it and then if you live in Canada you can play it during Canadian Thanksgiving this coming weekend and the you can read the words of Neil Queen Jones (who made this amazing post for us) to your fucking kids since he wrote the liner notes. It will be the greatest Canadian Thanksgiving of all. Even if you live somewhere else like some weird country like Germany you can still celebrate by going out to the woods, stabbing a turkey in the face and painting your body with it’s blood. That’s what we do for Canadian Thanksgiving. GO GRAB THIS FUCKING COMPILATION AND SAMPLE SOME TUNES AFTER THE JUMP:

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