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MONDAY OF FUCKING MOOMBAHTON!   Leave a comment

Hey fuckers. I’m James Earl Jones. Yeah. Get used to it. I’m just here to write about some moombahton for the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog. I like the moombahton music a lot. It’s like the music of my life. On my tombstone it will read “James Earl Jones 1931-2015 See: Moombahton” and then when you read about moombahton you will be reading about me because it is the music of my soul. Yeah. That’s my wish. Gonna put it in my fucking will. Who has a pen? There. It’s in. I’m fucking James Earl Jones and that’s how serious I am about moombahton. Here, listen to these tunes AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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FUCKING MONDAYS   Leave a comment

Mondays are the fucking worst. Ask Garfield:

It’s true, I fucking hate that shit. Wanna smoke some crack girl?

See. It’s a fact. Science. There is only one cure for the Mondays, nay two: cocaine and music. Maybe you work in a cocaine factory and therefore you have one of those taken care of. It’s really cool that they let you go on music blogs in the cocaine factory. You have some pretty awesome bosses! Also if the movies are correct then you are also a naked chick (America’s #1 Workplace). Maybe you are not in a cocaine factory though and therefore you will have to settle for tunes. GRAB THEM AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUCKERS!

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WE STILL FEEL LIKE PUKING   Leave a comment

This is a picture of the fucks Gooffee basically taking people’s sense of self and smashing it to pieces like a ship is smashed against the rocks by a storm. Last night was fucking madness. There will be more pictures later. We are trying to just keep things together for now. Trying to keep food down. Trying to remember what we did (did we do something where we need to go to jail?). It was great working with fucking MANSION and you guys can see right there what Gooffee are capable of and Frandiscos well they just redefined the meaning of murder (become a fucking fan of them). Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP…

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DO THE SOUNDCLOUDS CONTAIN RAIN?   1 comment

Excuse me there assfucks but I’m wondering if I could talk to you today about the soundclouds I found in your mom’s vagina the other day after me and her had been on a date and things had started to get a little “interesting” if you know what I mean. Oh, yes. Sorry. My name is Optimus Gerhard Prime. Your mother is the first woman I have laid with since immigrating here from Transformistan. Before I become your new father, I thought we could bond over those soundclouds. Let’s grab a ball and some gloves and throw it around and listen to some music like a family AFTER THE JUMP…

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