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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD STREET BATTLE   Leave a comment

Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! Whatever that means. Which one is shotgun to you? Is your mom shotgun? Is your sister shotgun? YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! Anyway. Let’s pop some tunes into the CD player and have ourselves a time AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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HEY GUYS, JUST CHILL AND LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC   1 comment

All of you need to chill. Stop puttin that fuckin crack in your cornflakes. Enjoy the music of life. Drink wine in a park in the springtime. Throw up in a casual, relaxed way. For example, you could keep your hands in your pockets while you throw up. You’re like “I think puking in a bathroom or acting embarrassed about my puke is too formal and stuffy.” Oh and by the way we don’t always have to write some clever ass post for y’all as if that is al we have to do in life. Life. Music:

Yolanda Be Cool – Villalobos For Presidente (Dubbel Dutch Remix)

Lay It Down (Emynd Booty Bass Remix)

King Kong – Drive By (Original Mix)

Nintendo – Super Mario Theme (Artistic Raw Remix)

Sajna De Vehre (NEKI STRANAC Moombhangra Rework) – Shukshinder Shinda vs.Stas Relide vs.David Guetta

DANCEHALL AMERICANO   1 comment

Busy Signal – Gal Bounce (zshare)

What happened folks? Where did it all go wrong? How did this song take over the world? It wasn’t a bad song. It was pretty catchy. We played it during sets even. It just seemed like a song like any other. You know the one. This song:

And then it took over the world. And then everyone remixed it. Even your mom. It’s up on her soundcloud. For the last few months, The Dirty Frenchman hasn’t had the heart to even order an americano at Starbucks. It makes him think of the song. And then his day is finished, lost. Who the fuck played this song in the club Busy Signal was at? Now he is infected. He made his own We No Speak Americano song. Busy Signal is ruined now. We hope the aliens that find the ruins of our civilization 545 years from now don’t find a copy. What have we done?

PS That video SUCKS soooo bad.

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

Right click the picture above and choose “Save as”

LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

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