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WE’LL FUCKING SEE YOU HERE TONIGHT TORONTO!   Leave a comment

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FREE BURAKA AND TRIBE CALLED RED AFTER THE JUMP

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DRUMSTEP MAYHEM IN T.O.   Leave a comment

Do you know the maniac in this picture? No, not Sto. Besides him. That is Figure aka the motherfuckin monster. This guy murdered Toronto the other night.  Besides Crizzly, this man has the toughest drumstep around. If Figure and Crizzly ever battled, dancefloors, speakers, your drink, heads and pussies would explode. And it would be one of the best parties that you ever went, or died to. Big ups to Bassmentality, Daysha, Nav, Figure, and all of T.O. that was out that night.

Is Walmer still on fuckin vacation?! Where the fuck is my music after the jump? Where the fuck is my soundclouds of fuck/shit/pussy/mom/fuck!?! Who the fuck is posting this right now? You and your shitty Acer laptop that keeps freezing sucks!

Not to worry though, The Dirty Frenchman should be back with a vengeance next week. Anything you’ve sent us the past 3 weeks, which we may appear to have slept on, will be filtered through your mom’s pussy soon and shed out through her tears of love and sweat on the dancefloor.

In the meantime though, enjoy this “Where’s Walmer?” trivia music video. Fuck Waldo! Can you spot Plan B? What about The Dirty Frenchman? Here’s the hard one, try and spot Sto. Shouts to our boy Catalog spittin on this one. Hard in the Fall. Trust.

EPICNESS   Leave a comment

Mustard Pimp – Scissors (zshare)

Mustard Pimp is pimpin’ your ears with this mothafucka. It’s like the epicness of old times mixed with the hardness of now. This is the song that you listen to while you are approaching the Lost Temple of Doing a Line of Blow off a Breast. Yeah, that’s a real place. Mustard Pimp will be at Wrongbar in Toronto (our city!) tomorrow so why don’t you go see him and get fucked up and then get fired from your work and become homeless. We just wrote your life story.

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