Archive for the ‘wick-it’ Tag

THIS FRIDAY EITHER GO TO BINGO OR CRAWL BACK UP YOUR MOM’S PUSSY. ALSO, SWAG.   2 comments

BINGO BINGO BINGO

W A L M E R  F U C K I N G  C O N V E N I E N C E

SPINNING SHIT THE FUCK UP AT THIS SHIT

MOOBAHCLAAT/RAPE HOP/FUCKHALL

ATTEND ON THE FACEBOOK

ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOREST FIRES

We may play these choice tunes. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE SOUNCLOUDS YOU HEAR IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

There is a beach somewhere in the West Indies where you mom is considered a magical goddess because she pulls soundclouds out of her vagina for all the islanders to enjoy while they eat kingfish and drink kola champagne.

That’s how things are. Some of the soundclouds made it to this blog and THEY ARE AFTER THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP!

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SOUDCLOUDS THAT STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS   Leave a comment

Hey cuntnuts? What did you do during the weekend? Did you have fun? Did you puke? Did you go to the bathroom outside of a bathroom? You are like a bird. A free bird. The bathroom is a cage you will never be confined to. You go when you like, where you like with dignity. There is no holding it in for you. You don’t hold in your emotions and you don’t hold in your pee or poo. You make the rules even while you break them. This is your music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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WELCOME TO WALM-ART   1 comment

Check it out cunt mouths! We got another party in the pipes! ART PARTY! Some of the best damn visual artists in Toronto are coming together at THE PORT GALLERY (1179 Dundas West) on MAY 6TH.

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME BIG BOX ART WITH SOME CHEAP BOOZE AND NO COVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT!

PRESENTING THE ART OF:

HANS POPPE

YOKE

MEDIAH

BOBBY LAWN

And of course music provided by:

WALMER CONVENIENCE (DANCEHALL. RAP. BASS. MOOMBRO TUNES. DRUMSTEP. ASSORTED DANCE MUSIC)

CLICK ATTENDING ON THE FACEBOOK INVITE HERE!

WE ALSO HAVE FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP! MAYBE WE WILL PLAY IT. MAYBE WE WON’T. YOU HAVE ENOUGH DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOUR LIVES!

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE   Leave a comment

Are you fucking dead? Is it still possible to touch a pussy if you are? The great beyond is a mystery. Can you get a boner if you are ghost? Ghost boners? Are there orgies in heaven? Is there blow in heaven? What is in heaven? Is your mom’s pussy like the gateway to heaven? Are there soundclouds? Well there are soundclouds here. Fly through them AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!…

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SO LIVE, WE BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE!   Leave a comment

Are you a dead person? Do you want to come the fuck back to life? Then go the fuck to this. Hard beats, free vodka treats and the handsomest djs in the western hemisphere. Your mom might even find love that night if you bring her. Tunage:

Swizz Beatz ft Debonair Samir-Im cool

Mastiksoul & Gregor Salto – Toca Bunda (Zombies For Money Bootleg Rework)

Big Tymers – Still Fly (Wick-it Drumstep Remix..)

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