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SLUTCLOUDS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

Hey fucks! What is going on? Are you enjoying your days? Do you guys all work? Can you go on blogs at McDonalds? We are surprised if you can. Where is this McDonalds? It must be the best McDonalds in the world. All they do is play soundclouds with their fucking Big Macs and instead of ketchup they serve dubstep with the fries. Moombahton happy meals. McBassalds. That’s a restaurant we can all get behind we will eat there all the time. Get fat. Have to go to the gym. Become anorexic. It will be a fucking life. Anyway, let’s look at the menu AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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ULTRA WHO IS BEST: BLACK & YELLOW   2 comments

Whoa! Hey didn’t see you there. What’s shaking? I’m Michael Tyson. As usual, I’m talking in a really high voice right now. I was asked by the Walmer Convenience Musical Blog to introduce a special treat to you guys. I didn’t know that it would be during a random moment while I was collecting my KIA™ from the valet after eating tons of food at a restaurant. But life is crazy like that. One moment you are driving your KIA™ Sportage LX down the Interstate of success and the next it could go into the ditch of failure. In the end we have no control of our destinies. Dust in the wind if you will. There is one thing you have control over actually and that would be over who is fucking best. That’s what I’m here to do. That’s my reason to live.

We all love the song Blacks & Yellows by the Wiz Khalifas. It’s a classic of the modern era. It’s so fucking classic that a shitload of fuckers made remixes of it.

IT IS NOW UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE WHO IS THE BEST! VOTE AFTER THE JUMP!

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SOUNDCLOUDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE   Leave a comment

Are you fucking dead? Is it still possible to touch a pussy if you are? The great beyond is a mystery. Can you get a boner if you are ghost? Ghost boners? Are there orgies in heaven? Is there blow in heaven? What is in heaven? Is your mom’s pussy like the gateway to heaven? Are there soundclouds? Well there are soundclouds here. Fly through them AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!…

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