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BAAAAASSSSSSSSSS FAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEE   Leave a comment

Is there a thing as too much bass? Is there a thing as too much face? Maybe. This is world with a million Nicholas Cages just running around in a cage. What does that mean? Nothing. It means mostly that we don’t know what the fuck to write right now. We complain a lot about entertaining you fucks. IT IS SO HARD TO PLEASE YOU! Let’s fucking say that this post is just gonna be for bass music (we’ve complained about this before, all music has bass) and then we’ll do a fucking moombahton post for your fucking pleasure. You would like that no? If not go read a fucking blog about feelings. If you want to have your own fun with Nick Cage’s fucking head go here. OTHERWISE GO GRAB SOME BASS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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TAKE THESE SONGS AND CALL US IN THE MORNING FUCKERS   Leave a comment

This train is you life. The building is your dignity. Your life smashes through your dignity. What does that mean? Does it mean that one of your family members will eventually live in a trailer park? Does it mean that one day CSIs will be asking for your bodily fluids? Maybe it just means that you’ll live a normal life working at Ikea helping people to obtain and construct affordable furniture. Maybe you should just listen to these songs AFTER THE JUMP…

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BONUS   Leave a comment

Here’s some extra shit because it’s a long weekend. It’s fucking Family Day weekend so you can listen to this music and fuck your family. No, we’re just kidding, don’t do that. Oh fuck, you did. That’s gonna be an awkward Christmas.

This one sounds like you’re at Dracula’s office Christmas party and you had too much to drink:

Flonko – Bants Bootleg (mediafire)

This one sounds like you are in a fucking factory that makes space lazers in the year 2123. And your dog died but you’re happy because he was terrible:

Figure & Will Bailey – Move (Drumstep Mix) (mediafire)

This one sounds like you fell in love with a girl from Ajax, Ontario and she is calling you up just to get you to drive her around in your car but she might still touch your penis when you make her smoke weed. And it’s smooth shit:

Bling Dawg & Jovi Rockwell – I’m Free (mediafire)

This one sounds like someone took your favourite fucking song and remixed it and you’re like “I never fucking knew anyone else even knew about this song”

Ward 21 – President (mediafire)

 

 

DUTTY, DUTTY AND DUTTY   1 comment

Hey fuckers! You want the fucking taste of dancehall in your ears?  Here, have a spoonful:

This one is like the Neverending Story of dancehall.

Keida – Trun Me On (mediafire)

What the fuck is up with this next one? This is some dancehall Footloose type shit

Voicemail ft Ward 21 – Street Swag (mediafire)

This one is like Christmas mixed with your uncle’s funeral except you’re happy your uncle is dead:

Busy Signal – Mad Mi (mediafire)

There, that’s dancehall. And this is Vybz Kartel dropping knowledge on you after he fucked some chick in his Ramping Shop:

 

 

THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN MINIMIX – PICK A HOLE AND WUCK IT   1 comment

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Bam! You just got punched in the face! The Dirty Frenchman dancehall mix. Here’s the tracklist:

Mr Vegas – I am Blessed
Esser – Satisfied (Toddla T Remix)
SoulForce feat. Ward 21 – Power (Luke Rich Remix)
Zonora Point – Huachita rica (Douster Remix)
Douster ft. Aidonia – Uucko Tight
Mr. G – Healthy Body
Terro 3000 – Born As A Gallis
Mr Lexx– Dem A Pree
Vybz Kartel – Turn & Wine
Gyptian – Hold Yuh

Walmer nuh fi fear.

WARD 21 ARE ON SOME SPACED OUT SHIT LIKE ASSHOLES   1 comment

Ward 21 – Never Sell Out (zhare)

Ward 21 ft Tifa – High Come Down (zshare)

Ward 21 should get an honourary doctorate from Crazy Shit University. These guys are some vertically integrated dancehall consortium. They make their own beats and then sing on them. And the beats are crazy. Like what is this shit? This is Jamaican Space Program shit. Go to the myspace they have and check it out. We are looking like mothafuckas for those tracks to play. Why don’t we look at some vintage Ward 21:

TOP POSTS OF 2009!   Leave a comment

Why? Because we wanted to wait until 2009 was over and nobody cared about it to highlight what you, the readers, thought were our most important posts. This is what you were into:

1. SONG OF THE DAY: DENNIS DJ – JONATHAN Ii

That song came out in like 1912 and soldiers sang it on the way to the front during WWI. Why did you want it so much?

2. A FUCK YOU EVERYBODY SONG OF THE DAY: MAJOR LAZER ft SANTIGOLD & MR LEXX – HOLD THE LINE

Ok, that makes more sense.

3. SONG OF THE DAY: TIFA – SPELL IT OUT

This was a pretty good song too. A fun song for fun times. Tifa = best female dancehall MC.

4. SONG OF THE DAY: DIZZEE RASCAL – STAND UP TALL (RADIOCLIT REMIX) (SCHLACHTHOFBRONX REMIX)

Nice! This was one of our favourite this year. Glad people in some part of the world agree because it was not popular in Toronto. In fact, we are the only people that played it that we know of. Schlachthofbronx are easily in the running for top producers of 2009 in our books.

5. SONG OF THE DAY: RYE RYE FT MIA – BANG (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA CARNIVAL REMIX)

Ok, we get this one too. In retrospect this song is not that great but Rye Rye and M.I.A. and Buraka Som Sistema all had a great year so that makes sense. Buraka Som Sistema did a concert in Toronto that was the best concert of 2009.

6. SONG OF THE DAY: ALCIDES – VIOLETA (EL REMOLON REMIX)

The Dirty Frenchman loves this track. It is basicaly the climax of his latest mix. It is like his anthem. It tells the story of his life. And he doesn’t even know what the song is about.

7. ANOTHER ATL HIP HOP SONG OF THE DAY: GUCCI MANE FEAT. YO GOTTI – CHUU

This makes sense because we all know that we’re now allowed to like Gucci Mane. Big Gucci Mane year it was that 2oo9. He has a mixtape with Diplo out today. Different than you thought it would be.

8. OSBCURE DANCEHALL SONG OF THE DAY: WARD 21 – PRESIDENT OF HOOCHIE LAND

Here is another golden oldie that you guys just wanted to read about. It was popular when Teddy Roosevelt was president of the USA. In fact, it was written to celebrate his inauguration.

9. SONG OF THE DAY: OJ DA JUICEMAN – FUCK WIT ME DAWG

The people were searching for OJ Da Juiceman in droves. He touched their hearts and opened their minds.

10. WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS:

That was a pretty good party. Check out the picks here.

Well that is what you were clicking in 2009. That is what people were clamouring for.  Your have looked into the mirror. What do you see?

THE NEW DIRTY FRENCHMAN MIX: THERE WILL BE FUCK   4 comments

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LISTEN TO THERE WILL BE FUCK:

THIS ONE IS BIG FOLKS!

The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo

OSBCURE DANCEHALL SONG OF THE DAY: WARD 21 – PRESIDENT OF HOOCHIE LAND   1 comment

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Ward 21 – President of Hoochie Land (zshare)

Caribana is coming to Toronto and will be in full effect starting Friday July 31st. To be a part of the magic of this island festival we will be posting an obscure dancehall song of the day every day until July 31st. Come join us in our smelly, trash infested city. This first song is one of Sto’s all time favourites and dates from the early 2ooo’s. It’s a pretty interesting song with an unusual beat. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be President of Hoochie Land? It’s a great country to live in with a booming economy.

Posted July 18, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SONG OF THE DAY: TIFA – SPELL IT OUT   7 comments

Tifa

Tifa – Spell It Out (zshare)

Thursday is the day at your parents’ house where you eat lasagna and listen to dancehall. Don’t disappoint them. Bring this song and they will continue to love you because it’s fucking sick. This song is produced by Ward 21. Yes, that Ward 21. They not only sing as group but produce beats as well. Look out for more Tifa as she is the up and coming female dancehall chick of the moment. Is there a video for this track? Yes. Do we want to go to school and have Tifa be our teacher and be in our class at the same time? Yes.

Posted July 16, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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