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Look at these fuckers rockin out with a motherfuckin Walmer sticker on their shit. Who the fuck is it you ask? Well it’s fucking 2Deep again! This time it’s at a party though so it looks more impressive. They were probably playing moombahton at this moment. Which is good because we are gonna do a motherfucking moombahton mega-post up in this bitch right now. It’s been a long ass time. We went all #seapunk and fucking had exclusives from people in Arizona all last week. Well now we just gonna bombard you with tunes until you cry. You can dance and cry. That will be how you have a case of the Mondays. Anyway, let’s get to the fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

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What is this? International Remix a Song by Gooffee Day? No one fucking told us. If we had known then The Dirty Frenchman would have tried to do something up in MS Paint. Yeah. That’s the program he uses to produce music. He’s a fucking idiot. When we’re having events he still sends E-vites. What is this? 1998? This is what they look like:

Disturbing. Let’s look at some music AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Los Rakas – Abrazame (Uproot Andy Mix) (Zshare)

It’s hard to believe but sometimes when The Dirty Frenchman and Plan B play it’s not all epic-ness and blowing people’s heads off with bass. Sometimes you have to just chill people the fuck out or else they end up dancing to their hands like Elaine from seinfeld on PCP and spraying beer all over the DJ booth. This song is one of those. Not that it’s not epic but It’s got the Hold Yuh riddim piano loop but also that Uproot Andy smoothness that serves to increase the earth’s gravity only to panties.. Whoa, that was fuckin dirty. Anyway, if you’ve heard any of this guy’s stuff you’d understand what we mean, it’s romancin music. But still hard shit. Fuck off and just listen…

Oh, and for your dose of gangsta shit, don’t forget to download this..

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This is our private jet:

This is the laptop we use to spin:

This the car we use to take ladies home:


This time it’s a mixed bag. We have some crazy pum pum activation shit and some mediocre we don’t know what to think of it shit.

First the good news:

ZZK Records aka the best damn label from South America sent us this news:

BUENOS AIRES, ARG. (Feb. 16, 2010) – “Las Americas V.1,” the latest EP from Buenos Aires-based record label ZZK Records, is set for digital release next Tuesday, February 16. Produced by Poirier, a DJ/producer from Montreal, “Las Americas” features a reggaeton-inspired track with vocals by Boogat. The album, which also includes remixes from Uproot Andy, El Remolon, Lagartijeando, and Douster, is sure to unite Montreal and Buenos Aires as hermanos in music.

Here are the tracks to preview:

Ghislain Poirier ft. Boogat – Kalima Shop Titi

Ghislain Poirier ft. Boogat – Kalima Shop Titi (Uproot Andy Remix)

Ghislain Poirier ft. Boogat – Kalima Shop Titi (Douster Remix)

There are other remixes then the Uproot Andy and Douster ones but they are not that great. Sorry El Remolon and Lagartijeando (whoever you are), better luck next year. The original is really not that great either but we support the idea. It’s a song about the bad guy in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. This guy:

He’s great. Sure, you want ZZK records to shut up when they say:

“Now, South America’s most futuristic record label is expanding its sound, vision, and synchronicity with like-minded producers from around the world, 2010 version. You’ve heard people talking about World Music 2.0, Nu Whirled Music, Global Gettotech and other terms describing where urban bass music is headed. “Las Americas V.1” is your chance to experience it in all its cross-cultural glory.”

Because that is a ridiculous thing to say about a song based on a character in a movie that set back Indian stereotypes to the 1930’s. But it’s still ok because we are getting news and music sent to us from a record label that releases songs we actually play at things like this:

We will try to get promos of these tracks before Daggerday so you guys can get crazy to this shit.

Now you are probably asking “What else has landed in the Walmer inbox?” Well, a few things actually but we will talk of only one group: Urban Legend.

Here is their story in their own words:

The 2 first met in the Ft. Green section of Brooklyn, NY at Moe’s bar. Upon being introduced by super producer Dr. Luke (best known for his work with platinum-plus artists Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Ke$ha, Avril Lavigne), both producers hit it off instantly. It turned out that Kojak thought J-Radical’s new kicks were “dope”. “Ever since I saw him rocking those Air Force 1’s, I knew he was down by law”, quips Kojak. “We had an instant connection,” he adds with a smirk.

The two soon found themselves holed up in J-Radical’s Hollywood studio making tracks until all hours. Both with a penchant for Latinas, the obvious move: “to just be a couple of white boys making a Latino record.”  Since both cats were already making a name for themselves on a solo tip, the natural thing to do was to come together like some rum-soaked Wonder Twins and set out for a musical path of destruction.

Perhaps something in your head is ringing after reading that. Is it an alarm bell? We bet it isn’t from the name dropping of Ke$ha and Avril Lavigne. How could it be? Everyone is buying their music so they must be good. Then we looked at the photos that were sent along with the music and the blurb above:

It puts us in a tough place because we at Walmer Convenience respect the hustle. We hustle everyday. We believe people who work hard should succeed and blah blah blah. This doesn’t work though:

This looks like a thing we would make as a joke. And it doesn’t help that we had to go download this from some website that had pop-ups for downloading stupid screen savers and shit. The Dirty Frenchman may have morning breath so terrible that it has been known to kill the girls that get blackout drunk and sleep with him, but he still posts direct links when he sends his shit out to people.

But what about the music?

Well, if you want to hear it you will have to download it like a sucka from sendspace (?) like we did. The thing is, because the presentation was so poor, we were predisposed to hate a song that would otherwise not be horrible if played when one is coming down off drugs at 6am with the sun rising.

Urban Legend ft Chana – World Keeps Spinning (sendpace)

Anyway, that’s enough of our clout for now.


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The most ambitious, epic, perverted mix yet from Europe’s shame: The Dirty Frenchman.

Here are the tracks:

Mumdance & Brodinski – Eurostarr (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)

Miike Snow– Black & Blue & Enemies (Tiga Remix – Poirier Refix)

Oh Snap!! – Bill Cosby Sweater (Kazey & Bulldog Remix)

Malente & Dex Ft. New Kids – Lions (Douster Remix)

Yolanda Be Cool – Afro Nuts (Douster Remix)

Zombies For Money – Sacanagem

Jusa – African Air Horn Dance

Congorock – Hybro

Major Lazer Ft. Vybz Kartel – Pon De Floor

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers (Club Mix)

Metronomy – Radio Ladio (Radioclit Swedish Remix)

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix)

Douster – King of Africa

Ghislain Poirier Ft. MC Zulu – Go Ballistic (Toddla T & Duckbeats Remix)

Zombies For Money – Numbra One

Silverlink Ft. Badness & Jammer – The Message is Love (Mumdance Remix)

Timberlee – Gunny Gunny (Schlachthofbronx Remix)

Tom Stephan – Turn That Shit Up (Diplo Remix)

Schlachthofbronx – Holdin’ That Dick

Jamtech Foundation Ft. Voltage – Park the 9

Jahdan Blakkamoore – Go Round Payola (Matt Shadetek Bye Haters Rmx)

Ward 21 – Bang Bang

Alcides – Violeta (El Remolon Remix)

Makongo – Makongo


Amadou & Miriam

Amadou & Miriam – Sabali (Uproot Andy Remix) (zshare)

Now this right here is a damn good song. Amadou & Miriam are a group from Mali that do a type of music called Afro-Blues (that does not sound like the blues at all). This is the type of song that should play when you first set eyes on the woman (or person if you are not us) who you know you will spend the rest of your life with. Or maybe you will not spend the rest of your life with her. Maybe you will just have kids and not have sex that is good and then get divorced. This could be the song that ushers in many long years of missionary sex followed by disappointment. Oh sure, she’ll get on top once in a while after you have a few too many at Red Lobster during “date night”, but it won’t be great. On a more on topic note, Uproot Andy is an upcoming producer, dj and remixer who explores a whole bunch of different styles from South America and Africa. This one is interesting because it mixes African music and b-more. Here’s the video of the original track:

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