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SOUNDCLOUDS WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK   Leave a comment

What is best? Shit or piss down your neck? Shit would choke you but piss would sting. Sometimes life gives you hard choices. Shit tastes like shit but piss tastes like piss. Best of times, worst of times. Charles Dickens. Think carefully about it. Anyway, let’s play some tunes. It’s the fucking long weekend in Canada. Maybe it is in America or Europica and Asiaca. All those other places are kinda just a blur. Like fucking Europe is just all the same with people just having traditions and funny costumes. GO GRAB THESE SONGS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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JON KWEST MADE A COMPILATION. NEVER SENT IT TO US. GONNA HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT FROM SOME ENGLISH BLOG WITH CRUMPETS   1 comment

Hey little dick lickers! What’s the deal? Jon Kwest who is some kinda moombah maker just got this compilation made of UK Hardcore music mixed with the fucking moombahton. It’s a pretty good compilation that he never sent to us. It has some good Walmer friends like Ckrono, Dj Melo and Pickster One. Since Jon Kwest never sent us that shit you are going to have to got to this blog from England where they talk about fucking music and they have fucking tea and crumpets and other shit like talk about the health of the Queen and cricket. You know, England shit. Fucking Harry Potter stuff. Anyway, you can check out some of the tracks after the jump and follow the link to the Popular Culture Care Package Musical Blog:

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THE SOUNCLOUDS YOU HEAR IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

There is a beach somewhere in the West Indies where you mom is considered a magical goddess because she pulls soundclouds out of her vagina for all the islanders to enjoy while they eat kingfish and drink kola champagne.

That’s how things are. Some of the soundclouds made it to this blog and THEY ARE AFTER THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP!

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SUPER FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD THURSDAY!   Leave a comment

Hello, my name is Carlton Weathers, but you can call me Carl but don’t call me late for dinner. Ha ha, yes I am quite a fucking joker. Let me tell you my mamma used to whoop my ass so hard because I was just making jokes non stop when I was just a little kid in that crazy town that you may call New Orleans but will always be Cracklevania to me. But this is not just about me. This is about the fact that it is Thursday and that there are soundclouds out there that are super. Fuck yeah. And the crazy thing about it is that each one represents an aspect of my life. Let’s take a fucking journey together. Come. Hold my hand. It’s not gay. Just do it. LET’S GO AFTER THE JUMP!

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