Archive for the ‘trance’ Tag

OVERCOOKED RECORDS PRESENTS: THE ACKEEJUICE ROCKERS IN…FREEZE. READ THE INTERVIEW WITH EXCLUSIVE TRACK!   1 comment

Have we got an extra special treat for you today! Out now is the excellent as fuck EP of the Ackeejuice Rockers’ newest track Freeze. They are bringing the hard rave vibes to this release and have some big guns in for support: Neki Stranac, Boyfriend and Klipar. It doesn’t get much better than this you may think but is actually does. These clever Italian dudes have granted us an exclusive interview on this, the day of the release and have also given us a free track to give you guys! Crazy! HOW ABOUT WE GO READ THE INTERVIEW AND THEN GO BUY THIS INCREDIBLE EP AND ALSO GRAB THAT FREE TUNE AFTER THE JUMP!

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DAVID FUCKING HEARTBREAK CLOUD 9 FUTURE BASS EP   Leave a comment

What the fuck did David Heartbreak try to do here? Is he trying to act like he can make music other than moombahton? ALL WE WANT FROM HIM IS FUCKING MOOMBAHTON! HOW DARE HE BRANCH OUT!

Alright, now that we’ve composed ourselves there is only one thing left to do: give this thing a fucking listen and maybe even download the fuck out of it. “But what the fuck is it?” you ask. “What is this shit?” Well it’s trappy, trancey shit that you would listen to while you write in your diary about your feelings and how you cried. There is also a song that is like sped up moombahton. It does not sound like the late great George Harrison:

That may have been a terrible description but that is only because we are terrible people. Maybe you will like it. Why don’t you go check it out and maybe fucking download it AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP YOU FAT FUCKS!

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SOUNDCLOUDS YOU CAN’T TOUCH   1 comment

Maybe you are expecting something clever right now. Maybe that is not possible. Maybe we went out and scouted a place for our next party. Maybe we did blow at some point and had a number of beers. Maybe we are fucking dead inside now at work pretending to be normal people talking to our fucking boss and discussing projected revenue and then in our heads we’re like “I do fucking blow man. I can’t fucking deal with this shit.” That’s our lives. We’re having a fucking meeting and we’re pointing at charts and graphs and shit and we get a drip from the night before fall down our throats and you gotta keep your fucking composure. But anyway. Enough of that. There are soundclouds to blog. Grab them, listen to them, fuck them AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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BIG SOUNDCLOUDS IN LITTLE CHINA   Leave a comment

Enchanté! Karl Lagerfeld taught me that that’s how motherfuckers say “Hi” in Germany. Crazy eh? By the way, I’m noted American thespian Curtis James Jackson III. Hahaha! Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears! That’s acting! That’s how you do it! I live in fucking Connecticut now! Grey Poupon fuckers! I just eat a whole jar of that shit to show how rich I am. Use that shit as fuckin moisturizer too. Fuckin burns my fuckin face. I feed lobster to my dogs. I drive around the fuckin golf course in a Cadillac. That my fuckin golf cart. I have to pay for the whole golf course to be replanted with grass every time I play. That’s my fucking life. Don’t wear it out. Fuck yeah. Check out these fucking songs AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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AFTER THE FIRE THERE ARE ONLY ASHES   Leave a comment

Here’s a picture of those fucking Gooffee fucks tearing shit down at the FIRE SALE party we did on Saturday. Here’s that motherfucker Max Le Daron:

Yeah sure it’s a fucking Tuesday so we’ve had some time to recover but our heads still feel like rocks are inside. Thanks to these fucks for making the party amazing as fuck. How about we go grab some tunes and have ourselves a fucking time at our respective workplaces being tired and pretending to work but really looking at blogs. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!:

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DRANKENSTEIN, FRANKENSTEIN, FUCKENSTEIN   Leave a comment


Yeah, fuck you. We already fucking know so you can shut the fuck up. We know this mixtape came out already a long time ago (a week?) and your mom sent it to you in an email forward so you know it’s already so popular that’s it’s totally not cool to like this and you’ll be like “Walmer are a bunch of slow stupid assholes” but there is a reason. The reason is that Bird fucking Peterson has finally released unmixed versions of the songs on this mixtape. What you fuckers don’t know is that we would have had a lot of trouble putting up just a mixtape. We basically put up only our mixtapes with few exceptions. Why would we want the spotlight on other djs? We’re greedy and needy. Praise and recognition are our food. Now that you fuckers can actually download fucking songs, we’ll put it up. So go get the mixtape and the unmixed tracks assfuckers AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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Posted September 14, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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STATUE TITTIES   Leave a comment

Hey you! Stop lookin’ at those statue titties! What you gonna do? Jerk off later to some rocks? That ain’t right. That rock can’t love you back. Always fucking remember, you can’t fuck no fucking stones. Relax. Music:

Playboy Tre ft Lil Jon – Ready Go (Emynd Bass Remix)

Crazy Funky Style – The Partysquad (Moombahtron edit)

Jahdan Blakkamoore “Quick Money” (FREE DOWNLOAD)

DELOREAN – STAY CLOSE (DAVE NADA MOOMBAHTON REMIX)

Munchi – Luz (Concept)

That last one is Munchi stirring up some controversy. He’s not allowed to make certain shit apparently.

 

 

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