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FREE MOOMBAHTON EP! MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE VII – THE LEGEND OF FUCK   Leave a comment

Hey assholes! You want some moombah? Free moombah? Dj Sabo and the Sol Selectas are back with Moombahton Massive VII – The Legend of Fuck. Are you ready for an incredible journey into the depths of moombahton? Sabo and crew penetrate as deep as possible with this one and ends up inpregnating you with the need to get sweaty. What are you waiting for? Are you just gonna stand there OR ARE YOU GONNA GO GRAB THE FUCK OUTTA MOOMBAHTON MASSIVE VII AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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Posted December 23, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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A QUICK INTERVIEW WITH SARAH YOUNG. IF YOU IN THE UK GRAB HER FREE MOOMBAH MIX AT WESC STORES TOMORROW!   Leave a comment

Hey assholes! What’s up? We got another interview for you fuckers because we’re now the Walmer Convenience Interview Blog. This one is with Sarah Young who if you haven’t heard of her is this 22 year old UK dj who has already had amazing fucking opportunities working with Mz Bratt, Donaeo, Toddla T, Jammer, David Heartbreak and other famous cutting edge fuckers. She already has her own streaming radio show on Nasty.fm and she has spun on BBC Asain Network and BBC Radio 1xtra. We are in our 30s and have a blog where we swear and post pictures of toilets. Yeah we feel real fucking good about ourselves. Another notch in this lady’s belt is a free moombahton dj mix available at WeSC stores in the UK (sorry Canadian and American losers). What the fuck is it called? Moombahton Queen. Why the fuck is it called that? You’ll find out.

At first to be honest, we were not sure about interviewing Sarah since she is a dj and we are djs and we don’t wanna help other djs be famous because we are still trying to be famous. We’re assholes like that. We want all the fame for us. We eat fame for breakfast. Anyway, she seemed to really want to be interviewed and doing research on her we were like “Fuck, this girl is driven.” If you wanna know about the mindset of going for the fucking prize then read this interview. Honestly, we were sincerely thinking “Great, another chick hipster dj who wants to be famous. Get in line”. After interacting with her girl actually seems mad cool and if anyone is gonna make it, it’s probably gonna be her. So read this interview, grab a plane ticket, go to the fucking UK, go to a fucking WeSC store (they should give us free clothes by the way), grab a free ass CD, hop back on a fucking plane, go back to your fucking apartment and listen to that shit.

P.S. There was a bit of controversy about the Moombahton Queen title. Like people were thinking she was calling herself the queen of moombahton of fucking the UK or the world. We take no side in that argument and definitely recognize that there are many other chicks who have repped the fuck outta moombahton in the UK and all over the world. How they have so much time away from the kitchen or raising children beats the fuck outta us (SEXISM!). The title is addressed in this interview.

GO AND READ THE INTERVIEW AND GOT TO WESC AND GRAB THE MIX AND TELL THEM TO SEND US FREE CLOTHES AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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THE RETURN OF WHO IS BEST: BLAZE UP EDITION   8 comments

Shaolintronics! What up every one? This is fucking Raekwon from the Wu-Tang’s Clan. I here with some other dude I don’t know the name of and we’re here for a very special return of The Walmer Convenience Musical Blog’s famous: Who Is Best? See this giant bag of fucking weed? I was gonna take it all and stick it into your mom’s vagina because that’s what I do with weed. I don’t smoke it. I don’t make it into cookies. I just shove it up girl’s pussies. But this time, I’m gonna smoke that shit. Gonna smoke the whole fucking bag in one joint and then I’m gonna puke and then when I wake up, because I will have also passed the fuck out in a pool of my vomit, we will know who made the best fucking version of “Blaze Up (That Jeffrey)” originally by the David Heartbreaks and the Toddla T. VOTE FOR THE BEST VERSION AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SCHLACHTHOFBRONX EP OUT TODAY   Leave a comment

The new Schlachthofbronx is out today. Fucking Toddla T and Canblaster and Myd on that shit? This EP may be your father. How would you feel about that? Finding out that the whole time your father was just an EP of soca-ish tracks? Would it make you feel better or worse? Go grab the EP at Beatport or iTunes or whatever. You know how to use the fucking internet. This post was written before it came out so there are no links. But you can sample the fuck out of this fucker AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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SOMETIMES LIFE RAPES YOUR ASSHOLE   Leave a comment

Hey all you fuckers. How’s your fucking Monday? We’re fucking depressed. The SLOWED party went great. The only thing that went wrong was THAT FUCKING TRAKTOR DECIDED TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT THAT NIGHT AND NOT WORK!. So we had to use Seraato in internal mode which is like using a pen to draw a mural so we spun like old used dead cunts and sure eventually we got the hang of it but not before our dj cred was questioned and we looked like assholes. Yeah. Whatever. Huge bigups to the Torro Torro dudes and the Le Dew It posse and Jasmine for being cool while we shat our pants all over the floor of the Crawford. We could have had a better look. Good to meet the fucking Young Lord as well. Oh well. Hopefully they have us again in the future. Anyway, there will be more time for crying. Let’s listen to the fucking music  AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP:

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YOUR MOM MADE THESE SOUNDCLOUDS. IN HER UTERUS.   1 comment

She got fucked. She had it in her uterus for 9 months. It came out. It was a soundcloud. She was shocked. This was not a baby. It was beats. You can’t breastfeed a beat. What was she going to do with all that milk? It was a big case of the mondays. Your brother is a beat. It goes to family reunions. It’s so fucking loud. You hate Christmas now. The beat made it to college and you didn’t. You are jealous. Jealous of a soundcloud. Your life sucks. Listen to soundclouds. AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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JUST HAVING FUN MAKING MUSIC IN A SAFE ENVIRONMENT   Leave a comment

Posted May 3, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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