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SXSW IS OVER…   Leave a comment

ImageWhat the fuck is SXSW? SXSW is going to a place and not just seeing Dubbel Dutch, Samo Sound Boy, Dave Nada, Sabo and Jen Lasher in one night, but shilling with them and realizing everyone is cool as fuck and there ain’t no fucking egos at all and everyone is just out to enjoy other fuckers music. You see Tittsworth (dude is gonna have a big year) everywhere, you do Irish Car Bombs with Bro Safari, The Torro Torros, Brent Tactic, Sabo, Dave Nada, Pickster and all these other fuckers. Hangin out with LeDoom all fucking weekend just shooting the shit coming up with retarded new music genres called fucking #laundryhouse (which will be the sound of 2013). It’s hearing fucking Munchi spin and spending way to much time with that motherfucker (all the rumours of how fucking just straight up awesome Munchi is are true). And there was so much other shit like when Munchi peer pressured us to eat fuckin waffle tacos with fucking bacon, fried chicken and beef inside. 

Look forward to way more pictures and shit and tonnes of great music too. There is way to much to fucking talk about.

Posted March 19, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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DON’T BREAK THE INTERNETS   Leave a comment

Hey you! Fucking Americans! Yeah! Don’t break the fucking internets! Tell your fucking Congressman and Senator to fucking vote against it because you will ruin the internets for everyone. Like literally the whole fucking world. We will all fucking hate you. No music blogs will exist. We Walmer will personally hate you. If given the chance we would go to every citizen of the USA and tell them “Fuck you” if PIPA and SOPA pass. Even if you were obviously not directly responsible for it passing if you did nothing to try and stop it your are guilty in some way. Google makes it really easy to do.

AFTER YOU SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION GO GRAB SOME FUCKING MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP ASSMUNCHERS!

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SCION™ (A DIVISION OF TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION) PRESENTS: NADASTROM’S EL BAILE DIABLUMA EP   Leave a comment

The Dirty Frenchman doesn’t own a fucking car. He hasn’t even driven one for like 13 years. He’s an idiot. Why does this matter? Well because even though most people in the demographic who would download this are not as idiotic as The Dirty Frenchman and have probably driven in the 21st century, they are probably not likely to buy a fucking car. Hopefully they’re also not likely to be like “Oh cool, Scion made a moombahton CD. I need to buy a Scion and stick my dick up the tailpipe and give it 108 thrusts per minute.”. It ain’t the dude in Brooklyn who’s gonna buy a Scion. It’s a fucking high school French teacher in Schenectady. But whatever. Who are we to complain when they get Nadastrom, Munchi, Tittsworth and Sabo on one disc (or phonograph or zune or whatever the kids call them)? And it’s good. Munchi tears her up moombahcore style. The Nadastroms are on point. Tittsworth earns his titts. But don’t take our word for it. Hear that Munchi track your own damn self and download that fucker AFTER THE JUMP ASSHOLES!

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MOOMBAHTON VIDEOS: TERRIBLE OR HORRIBLE?   Leave a comment

No

No (But there are some cool peeps in here so not really hating but it’s kind of boring like just people partying and you were not fucking invited so kind of bitter)

This is like the worst piece of shit ever made. Like put a fucking pillow on this bitch’s face.

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO:

You have far to go moombahton.

CLOUDFUCKERS OF SOUND   Leave a comment

Has your face ever melted off like it was made of wax? If not then you have never lived and also you have never died so maybe you just come out even steven as the kids like to say nowadays. You know what else those pesky kids like? They like music. They fucking play it out of their Sony™ Discman players. Don’t they care about their hearing? Fucking assholes. Anyway this probably what they play in their Discmen (is that a real thing?) AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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