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WOW. THIS VIDEO. EVERYONE IS IN IT   Leave a comment

The best part is that they are watching the video of their wedding in what must be the future. WHAT IS THE FUTURE LIKE?

INTRODUCING: WALMER RADIO   2 comments

This is a new thing where we try to put up a short mix every week of tunes that are hot like pancakes off the stovetop. You’ll hear mix mixes from all your favourite fucking characters. All fucking two of them: Plan B and The Dirty Frenchman. You really don’t need any other characters. It might sound a little rough sometimes but that’s what you get when get a bunch of gold shoved into your ears. This week is dancehall from The Dirty Frenchman.

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Mr Vegas ft Teairra Mari – Boy Shorts

Bleksem – Or Kanjani

Tinie Tempah – Pass Out

Tifa – Nah Stop Shine

Spoek Mathambo – Mshini Wam

Galaxy P – Goody Goody 2010

Elephant Man & Chi Ching – Too Many Men

Vybz Kartel – Fancy Money (Mike D Remix)

Cutty Ranks – Limb By Tung (Cosmo Baker Remix)

Future Fambo – Never Sober

Vybz Kartel – Beat Up Di Pussy (Dj Mario Remix)

Enjoy! Walmer fucking does it hard! Look for more awesomeness soon!

TOP POSTS OF 2009!   Leave a comment

Why? Because we wanted to wait until 2009 was over and nobody cared about it to highlight what you, the readers, thought were our most important posts. This is what you were into:

1. SONG OF THE DAY: DENNIS DJ – JONATHAN Ii

That song came out in like 1912 and soldiers sang it on the way to the front during WWI. Why did you want it so much?

2. A FUCK YOU EVERYBODY SONG OF THE DAY: MAJOR LAZER ft SANTIGOLD & MR LEXX – HOLD THE LINE

Ok, that makes more sense.

3. SONG OF THE DAY: TIFA – SPELL IT OUT

This was a pretty good song too. A fun song for fun times. Tifa = best female dancehall MC.

4. SONG OF THE DAY: DIZZEE RASCAL – STAND UP TALL (RADIOCLIT REMIX) (SCHLACHTHOFBRONX REMIX)

Nice! This was one of our favourite this year. Glad people in some part of the world agree because it was not popular in Toronto. In fact, we are the only people that played it that we know of. Schlachthofbronx are easily in the running for top producers of 2009 in our books.

5. SONG OF THE DAY: RYE RYE FT MIA – BANG (BURAKA SOM SISTEMA CARNIVAL REMIX)

Ok, we get this one too. In retrospect this song is not that great but Rye Rye and M.I.A. and Buraka Som Sistema all had a great year so that makes sense. Buraka Som Sistema did a concert in Toronto that was the best concert of 2009.

6. SONG OF THE DAY: ALCIDES – VIOLETA (EL REMOLON REMIX)

The Dirty Frenchman loves this track. It is basicaly the climax of his latest mix. It is like his anthem. It tells the story of his life. And he doesn’t even know what the song is about.

7. ANOTHER ATL HIP HOP SONG OF THE DAY: GUCCI MANE FEAT. YO GOTTI – CHUU

This makes sense because we all know that we’re now allowed to like Gucci Mane. Big Gucci Mane year it was that 2oo9. He has a mixtape with Diplo out today. Different than you thought it would be.

8. OSBCURE DANCEHALL SONG OF THE DAY: WARD 21 – PRESIDENT OF HOOCHIE LAND

Here is another golden oldie that you guys just wanted to read about. It was popular when Teddy Roosevelt was president of the USA. In fact, it was written to celebrate his inauguration.

9. SONG OF THE DAY: OJ DA JUICEMAN – FUCK WIT ME DAWG

The people were searching for OJ Da Juiceman in droves. He touched their hearts and opened their minds.

10. WALMER CONVENIENCE PRESENTS:

That was a pretty good party. Check out the picks here.

Well that is what you were clicking in 2009. That is what people were clamouring for.  Your have looked into the mirror. What do you see?

SONG OF THE DAY: TIFA – SICK   Leave a comment

Tifa – Sick (zshare)

This is a bit of a different sounding danchall track from Tifa. But then she always does stuff that is a bit different. In fact we will go out and say that she is the best female dancehall artist right now. Yeah that’s right. Sorry Lady Saw but your time was up a long time ago. What will you take when you back to school? Accounting? Anyway this is not the first time we’ve featured Tifa on here and it won’t be the last. Hey, why don’t we watch some videos together?

Ladies, don’t you hate when your boyfriend has a shitty car and picks you up and everyone sees. The Dirty Frenchman has a bike.

There are two problems here. If your song is called I’m Leaving then it should show you leaving and not kicking the man out. Also, lip syncing is tough but not that tough.

That song was called Kitty Police. Nothing else needs to be said. Tifa is in a cage. She was arrested by the Kitty Police.

That was Tifa and Timberlee who is ok. Tifa is way hotter.

Posted December 18, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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SONG OF THE DAY: TIFA – SPELL IT OUT   7 comments

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Tifa – Spell It Out (zshare)

Thursday is the day at your parents’ house where you eat lasagna and listen to dancehall. Don’t disappoint them. Bring this song and they will continue to love you because it’s fucking sick. This song is produced by Ward 21. Yes, that Ward 21. They not only sing as group but produce beats as well. Look out for more Tifa as she is the up and coming female dancehall chick of the moment. Is there a video for this track? Yes. Do we want to go to school and have Tifa be our teacher and be in our class at the same time? Yes.

Posted July 16, 2009 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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