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A SHITLOAD OF HOT TRACKS   Leave a comment

Who is this fucker? It’s Canblaster. You can hardly tell though. We could have said it was Skrillex or Paul Oakenfold. No one would know. But it’s Canblaster. We saw him on New Year’s Eve in Toronto thanks to the Mansions. They just amass killer lineups for parties. Check them out if you are in town somehow. That Canblaster is a chill dude and awesome dj. Fucking boy wonder musical genius. Anyway, why talk about shit when we can just listen to some fucking tracks and download them and then play them when we have someone over to our place to have sex. GO GET SOME MUSIC AFTER THE JUMP!

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MIXTAPE ORGY   Leave a comment

Hey ass fuckers! We got two fucking mixtapes to tell you about today. The first one is by David “We Were Away When He Came To Toronto” Heartbreak. It’s a collection of remixes by Toronto creep masters The Weeknd. Shit’s hot like shit that just came out of an asshole. Fresh like that too. And it’s not all moombahton. IS MOOMBAH OVER? IS NU-JUKE THE BIG NEW FUCKING THING? You be the judge! Taste and download the new Heartbreak/The Weeknd EP and grab the new DJ MADD OD Kingdom EP too because you never fucking doubted you liked moombahton, you just discovered it last week and you love it sooooooooooooooo much. GO GET THOSE MIXTAPES AFTER THE JUMP FUCKERS! THE WORLD ENDS IN 2012!

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SOUNDCLOUDS WAITING FOR THE FUCKING TRAIN   Leave a comment

Hey cunts for brains! It’s a fucking Monday! Aren’t you happy to go back to your pitiful work lives! Haha! It’s fucking happy time! Go shoot yourselves in the head! Anyway. Still so many soundclouds of goodness falling into our ears. Too many. People need to stop making so much good free music. Make bad expensive music like LMFAO or Ke$ha. They know how to make fucking money in this biz. Those should be all your role models. Make note of that aspiring musicians and producers. in the meantime take peoples free shit AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

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THE SOUNCLOUDS YOU HEAR IN THE NIGHT   Leave a comment

There is a beach somewhere in the West Indies where you mom is considered a magical goddess because she pulls soundclouds out of her vagina for all the islanders to enjoy while they eat kingfish and drink kola champagne.

That’s how things are. Some of the soundclouds made it to this blog and THEY ARE AFTER THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUMP!

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TAKE THESE SONGS AND CALL US IN THE MORNING FUCKERS   Leave a comment

This train is you life. The building is your dignity. Your life smashes through your dignity. What does that mean? Does it mean that one of your family members will eventually live in a trailer park? Does it mean that one day CSIs will be asking for your bodily fluids? Maybe it just means that you’ll live a normal life working at Ikea helping people to obtain and construct affordable furniture. Maybe you should just listen to these songs AFTER THE JUMP…

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