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YOU’RE NOW ALLOWED TO LIKE GUCCI MANE   6 comments

Fuck, we feel so vindicated. This whole time we’ve been bumping Gucci Mane mixtapes and Zaytoven beats actually enjoying it, ignorant to all the people laughing at us behind our backs. Yes we sincerely liked his shit, well, Plan B did anyway. Today as we were surfing to find some new music a blog entry popped up, the author proclaiming that after much effort to the contrary he like many others is reluctantly but inevitably becoming a Gucci fan. He goes on to say that “Gucci Mane is the kind of dumb-it-down rapper that probably sets hip-hop back a couple years” and until recently “had him swimming with Plies in the bottom of my toilet, just waiting until I digested my empanadas so they could both get dumped on and flushed“. Despite this rudimentary somewhat disgusting metaphor, a recent Douster remixed track has finally made it okay for him and all of us to like Gucci…albeit 50% ironically which “still makes me (and presumably you, reader) cooler than genuine Gucci fans“, admittedly that last part was just jokey (half jokey?) but fuck, that’s still some heavy back-handed complimenting!!! As is the case with so many music fans, it was ultimately the Diplo/Gucci remix mixtape dropping soon that’s causing the battleship of people’s entrenched taste to turn around. So if you’re wondering what joint in particular made one of the many blogging musical zeitgeist eschew Gucci’s merits no matter how retroactive and contrite, click below.

Gucci Mane – No No No (Douster remix)

Here’s the catalyst to 2010’s apparent massive rap paradigm shift that changed it all and allowed you the common blog surfer to like Gucci Mane and not be branded a dirty non-intellectual anti-patriot race-traitor because of it…and there’s apparently a whole mixtape of it to come…welcome aboard!!

Gucci Mane – Danger’s Not a Stranger (Diplo remix)

If you like those you can get more here here here, and here, unfortunately not remixed by Diplo but still good…or so we thought…

IT’S A FUCKING WALMER FUCKMAS!   3 comments

What do we do for Fuckmas here at Walmer? We give you a crazy assortment of tunes to listen to! For example if you are in a class called Dancehall 101 at university you need this song:

Spragga Benx & Sugar Slick – Badman Anthem (zshare)

That song is a classic that makes this happen to you:

Whoa!

Hey why not have another dancehall classic. Your parents probably listened to this one:

Bounty Killer – Warlords World (zshare)

This is what Bounty Killer does now:

But what about other musics? What about dancehall and breakdance music?

RDX – Ben Ova Wibble Wobble Dj Nezz Remix Exclusive (zshare)

Wow and when you practice dancing to it, don’t let this happen:

And what about the b-more music? Well these guys are called the Partysquad (yeah, that’s their name) and they do mothafuckin sick shit and this is a sick remix of the Bloody Beetroots:

The Bloody Beetroots – Warp 1.9 (Partysquad edit) (zshare)

And what about the ladies? What do they get? This song is for ladies and bound to activate pum-pums. Ladies know how to work a pum-pum especially their own. It’s science. Plus it has Lumidee in it. What has she been up to the last 7 years? We guess this:

Enur ft Lumidee – Enur’s Bonfire (zshare)

Just for education, Enur are the assholes responsible for this:

Did you know the chick is dead? Yeah. Christmas.

Oh and this will be out soon:

Well, that was a blowout post!!! But seriously, it wouldn’t be Fuckmas without some hip hop!!! It would be Fuckmakkah or Fuckmadan or something!!!

This year was a year of transition in hip hop. New MC’s discovered new ways of doing things and now hip hop just basically looks like a love-in. Electro is commonplace, there’s a new girl on the scene, and emo rap songs are dominating the airwaves.

This year’s golden girl is Nicki Minaj. Yeah she’s been around for a minute but she was involved in the Young/Ca$h Money acquisition fest this year and learned to rhyme like Wayne. Expect for Nicki to be a household name this year…and for those of you who’ve been on her shit at least you get to see that ass more often!! Peep the following Fuckmas special featuring Ursher Raymond called Little Freak, Nicki even rhymes off the reindeers…MERRY FUCKIN FUCKMAS!!!

Usher feat. Nicki Minaj – Little Freak (Zshare)

Here’s a vid of Nicki spittin and looking hot:

Far as new MC’s go, Wiz and Curren$y shut shit down this year. Wiz Khalifa’s debut album is out Called Deal or No Deal and the shit lives up to the hype. From a strictly Myspace entity not much more than a year ago to now being a bona fide label-locked spitter with presumably more debt than diamonds, Wiz had a perfectly executed plan. Let’s just see if he can make a sophomore junt that’s worth remembering his name…The following track put him on a lotta radars, and features Ya Boy From LA.

Wiz Khalifa – Boarding Pass Remix Feat. Ya Boy (Zshare)

Curren$y looks unbelievably high all the time. His album and a HUGE expanse of free mixtapes of his are available for rapage (and coppage if so inclined) from www.amalgamdigital.com, a dope site that’s a perfect example of the changing face of modern music marketing and sale. Here’s a hot song to get high and whip around listening to. Curren$y is a particular favorite of Plan B’s, his main interests being Jets, Fast cars, Money, Girls and weed, perhaps Plan B senses a kindred spirit. He also fucks with one of Plan B’s favorite producers of the moment, Dame Grease…more on that later.

Curren$y feat Jean LaPhare & Dee Low – Blown Away (Zshare)

And you can’t really talk about hip hop in ’09 at all without talking about Gucci. Yeah, we been ridin’ for Gucci for a minute and still do. In our humble opinion, MC’s like Gucci are the essence, not that other bullshit. Dude has fun with it and always puts out bangers. He’s had an exceptional ear for beats and has played his cards well no matter what bullshit he’s been dealt. Supposedly (warning: internet rumor) him and Jeezy are back on track having squashed the beef between them that left one CTE affiliate dead and Gucci serving a year in jail. Well, regardless if it’s squashed, he’s back in the bing for Fuckmas and that sucks no matter how fuckin gangsta you are. FREE GUCI…and cop that State Vs. Radric Davis, shit is hot as fuck.

Gucci Mane feat Ursher Raymond – Spotlight (Zshare)

Gucci Out:

Spotlight Vid:

Anyway, that brings us to the tragic story of 2009. Depending on how you look at it. Max B was in a similar spot as Gucci a year ago. Albeit with bullshit drama between him and Jim Jones involving music ownership but he was poised for a takeover seldom seen in hip hop. One of the best lyricists to hit the scene in a  long time, Boss Don Biggavel had the Apple by the core especially when paired with French Montana and Dame Grease beats…till the bottom dropped out. Now he’s gone for as long as 30 years. And his Fuckmas will suck as much as Gucci’s but at least Max’ll have a better chance of a white Fuckmas being incarcerated in Jersey instead of ATL…Thank Father Fuckmas for those small miracles. You can also get Max B’s extensive catalog at www.amalgamdigital.com.

FREE MAX B

Max B – Dead Solver (Zshare)

Max during better days:

MERRY FUCKMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT…

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