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IN TORONTO? JUST GO TO THIS TOMORROW FUCKERS   Leave a comment

We will be puking our guts out at this one. Buy you tickets here. Dubbel Dutch and our boys Schlachthofbronx are stone cold musical killers. $15 gets you a one way ticket to fuck mountain. Say that you’ll be there the only acceptable way, by clicking attending on Facebook.

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IS THAT SONG DOWNLOADABLE HERE?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN IN TORONTO ON SATURDAY MARCH 26?   2 comments

Listen fucknuts. Here’s the deal: one of our favourite electronic groups of the last few years is coming to Toronto. Who are they? Schlachthofbronx. What do they do? They serve up bass like Japan serves up nuclear disasters. They go big. Too soon or not soon enough? You be the judge. Anyway, they are coming to fucking Toronto with Dubbel Dutch this Saturday. If you live in or are gonna be anywhere around Toronto that day then it is your duty to go to this show. We are not even involved with this show and we are telling you to go. We’re actually pretty jealous of those Plugged Not Thugged assholes for getting them and have often joked that we should make a Thugged Not Plugged party as a joke. For just this moment however, we will put down our weapons and unite together like the all the countries in the world did in the smash 1996 hit Independence Day. We still have the best blog in Toronto and are the best djs. That will never change.

BUY THE TICKETS HERE FUCKERS!

$15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15 $15

Not convinced by our self-interested selflessness? Then click after the jump for ALL THE BEST SHIT THAT SCHLACHTHOFBRONX HAS MADE! (obviously not all for download you assholes)

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WE STILL FEEL LIKE PUKING   Leave a comment

This is a picture of the fucks Gooffee basically taking people’s sense of self and smashing it to pieces like a ship is smashed against the rocks by a storm. Last night was fucking madness. There will be more pictures later. We are trying to just keep things together for now. Trying to keep food down. Trying to remember what we did (did we do something where we need to go to jail?). It was great working with fucking MANSION and you guys can see right there what Gooffee are capable of and Frandiscos well they just redefined the meaning of murder (become a fucking fan of them). Anyway, here’s some fucking tunes AFTER THE JUMP…

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TONIGHT SHIT IN TORONTO GETS CRAZY FUCKERS!   Leave a comment

KAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAM! THAT’S THE FUCKIN SOUND OF YOUR BRAIN EXPLODING! THAT’S IT. YOU HAVE NO MORE BRAIN. IT’S ALRIGHT THOUGH. HERE ARE SOME EASY INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU:

1. GO TO SNEAKY DEE’S

2. PAY $5 (IF YOU GO EARLY WHICH YOU WILL)

3. BUY AS MANY $3.50 BEERS AS YOU CAN AND THEN PUKE

4. PARTY TO THIS KIND OF SHIT:

J.Money,Yung La, Roscoe Dash-Na Na Na-Heroes+Villains Official RMX

2 DAYS UNTIL YOU GET MURDERED   11 comments

$5 EARLY BIRD COVER!

$3.50 BEERS ALL NIGHT LONG

BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$

ATTEND ON THE FACEBOOK!

TORONTO! MARCH 18TH! SNEAKY DEE’S! BE THERE! WIN!   Leave a comment

COME EARLY AND PAY $5 AND GET YOUR FUCKIN BEERS FOR $3.50. PUKE IN THE TOILETS FOR FREE!

TOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUCH BAAAAAAAASS

GO TO THE FACEBOOK AND CLICK THE ATTENDING

THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING BIG AS FUCK   3 comments

FRIDAY MARCH 18TH WALMER CONVENIENCE AND THE MANSION TEAM UP TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND MOVE YOUR FUCKING FEET!

BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$ BA$$

$5 COVER

$ 3.50 BEERS

ALL GOING DOWN @ SNEAKY DEES (431 COLLEGE ST) TORONTO

THOSE ASSHOLES THE DIRTY FRENCHMAN AND PLAN B JOINED BY:

THE FRANDISCOS

GOOFFEE

RAP, DANCEHALL, BROSTEP, MOOMBAHCORE,

LIVE DRUNK! DIE RICH!

Roscoe Dash – Show Out Heroes+Villains RMX

CHECK THAT SHIT OUT ON THE FUCKING FACEBOOK!

WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO? WATCH CSI?

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