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PRE NEW YEAR MOOMBAHTON PRE CUM   Leave a comment

What is this building doing? It’s cuming. That’s what the fuck it’s doing. That’s what you’re gonna do when you hear all the moombahton tracks we got in this post. You will be like “I’m cuming like a building!” and everyone will think you got personal problems. That will be your New Year’s. Kicking off 2012 with a bang. It doesn’t really matter since the fucking Mayas are gonna kill you soon anyway. But before you go, you’ll have good ass tunes. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS! GRAB THE FUCK OUT OF SOME MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

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NEW FUCKING MOOMBAH   4 comments

What if we just did a fucking moombahton mega post? Is that what you dream of other than wealth and sex? Well we can’t give you fucking money and we sure as hell ain’t gonna fuck you but we got a SHITLOAD of moombah for you! So what do you want from us? More funny shit? No. We gonna go right in like these bitches with guns probably go right in. They don’t make jokes. GO GRAB SO MUCH MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

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SOUNDS OF FUCKIENCE   Leave a comment

Someone constructed a rocket to go into your mom’s vagina. Many prototypes were tested. Most failed. Only the last one made it. It discovered these soundclouds. Have you heard them? LISTEN TO THEM AFTER THE JUMP!

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DID YOU GO TO THE PARTY LAST NIGHT?   1 comment

Did you know that when you put your ear up against a Grammy award you can hear the sound of money being printed? Oh hi. Didn’t see you there. I’m David Oswald Guetta. Did you make it to the party last night? It was fucked. There was blow everywhere. It was as if the party was held in a snow globe. A snow globe that gets you high. It was crazy.


There was like some astro-space black dude there who djed with me called Bill-I-Am and he is from a place called Black Iced Peace. He is a pretty cool for an alien. He did the most blow of all of us. What a champ. We didn’t play any of these songs that are posted AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP! We just listened Sean Kingston sing all of Justin Bieber’s songs while Fergie shot ping pong balls out of her asshole and pussy at the same time.

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WHEN SOUNDCLOUDS RULED THE EARTH   Leave a comment

There is a part of your mom’s uterus where soundclouds are made by tiny elves working night and day. The craft the soundclouds with their tiny fingers making sure that every single one is unique like a snowflake. That’s the story of soundclouds. do you like it? No? Shut up. We are not inventing another one. Anyway, we don’t have much more to say so here are some tunes. Some days we just feel like phoning it in alright. Some days we just need to make edits instead of originals. Inside joke. MUSIC IS AFTER THE JUMP!

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