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GARBAGE BINS FULL OF MUSIC   Leave a comment

You fucking became a homeless fuck. You got raped in the alley everyday. You said “That’s life”. You liked it. It helped mark the time. That’s how you rolled. No one could take that away from you. You found music in the garbage one day. It changed the fuck out of your life. You started to wear headphones while you got raped. It added a whole new angle. Rape would never be the same again. Musical alley rape. The future of alley rape. The future is today. GO GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK BAGS!

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FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD STREET BATTLE   Leave a comment

Hey hey yo! Here’s some fucking fresh ass soundclouds. Check em the fuck out like it’s fucking cowabunga time dudes. Who wants pizza? Let’s do blow! PIZZA BLOW PARTY! Don’t forget the soda pop and potato chips (or crisps as they say in England). Your mom will be there and your sister. We call shotgun! Whatever that means. Which one is shotgun to you? Is your mom shotgun? Is your sister shotgun? YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! Anyway. Let’s pop some tunes into the CD player and have ourselves a time AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

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TERROR TONE IS GONNA DROP AN EP AUGUST 8TH. WILL YOU BE THERE?   Leave a comment

Do not adjust your screen. I’m not a lesbian. No. I’m celebrity dj Paul Oakenfold™. I fuckin’ play Will Smith’s birthday parties. I fuckin’ play clubs in Ibiza where they have blow parties and Richard Gere is putting blow into hamsters and then putting the hamsters into his asshole. That’s Ibiza. That’s fucking life. But I’m not just here to talk about Richard Gere’s asshole. No way. Not today. I’m here to talk about the man from Toronto named Terror Tone. He likes to make the bass music. You probably think I only like trance or other shitty music, but I don’t just like that drivel. I also am a fan of the future garage and the bassline and the United Kingdom Funky musical style. Terror Tone’s Bad Love EP  is some good ass shit in that style. But don’t take my fucking word for it, Paul Oakenfold’s word. No. Listen to it yourself AFTER THAT FUCKING JUMP and buy The Bad Love EP on the Beatport or the iTunes or the Juno Download on August 8th:

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