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PRE-SWAG   Leave a comment

Posted March 5, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BOATS, WATER GUNS, JET SKIS, BITCHES, PURPLE NIGHT TIME PARTY   Leave a comment

#GRABTHEFUCKOUTTHISTRACKHERE

Posted February 8, 2012 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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BASS MUSIC FOR CREEPS   Leave a comment

Where do you listen to music? The girl’s bathroom? The school playground? You’re a creep. Even if you’re a girl it’s kinda creepy unless you have a kid and the kid is playing on the playground and you happen to be there to look after the little fucker. But then even if that is the case, why do you have your headphones on? Maybe your kid is screaming. You’ll never hear them. You’re a bad mother. This is not Parenting Today. Is there a blog called Parenting Today? Who cares. Fuckers are here for some fucking tunes so why don’t we drop the pretense and get straight to the point. Just straight up bass music for your stupid asses. GO GRAB THOSE TUNES AFTER THE JUMP FUCK FACES!

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JUST MAKE ALL THE VIDEOS LIKE THIS THANKS   Leave a comment

Posted December 20, 2011 by walmerconvenience in Uncategorized

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